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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Retard Mitchell (ranked 3438 p4p, 4432 weight class) and Matices Paso (ranked 315 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Retard Mitchell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Matices Paso!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, William Peck and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mitchell shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Paso is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Mitchell scores with a couple of nice shots.
Paso regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Mitchell.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Paso controlling Mitchell's posture.
Mitchell works over Paso with some ground and pound from guard.
Mitchell postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Mitchell slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Paso is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Mitchell keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Paso's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mitchell postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Mitchell sitting in guard here, content to control.
Mitchell pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Paso is keeping the position for now.
Paso has momentary wrist control but Mitchell slips an elbow through the middle.
Mitchell lands a couple of digs.
Mitchell trying to control the position from guard on top but Paso is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mitchell won't allow Paso to get back to his feet.
Paso is trying to control the position but Mitchell postures up.
Paso keeping moving, preventing Mitchell from controlling successfully.
Mitchell loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mitchell throws an elbow that misses. Paso uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Mitchell's guard. Nice move by Paso!
Paso trying to control the position from guard on top but Mitchell is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mitchell looking for a sweep. Not yet Mitchell, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Paso trying to control the position from guard on top but Mitchell is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Paso trying to stand up but can't free himself from Mitchell's guard.
Mitchell looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Mitchell wants to control but Paso passes easily into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paso is thwarting Mitchell's attempts to control the position.
Mitchell actively working from the bottom here.
Paso thows a huge punch but Mitchell dodges it nicely.
Paso is trying to control. Mitchell wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Mitchell controlling the position well.
Paso seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mitchell does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Mitchell works his way to full guard. Good work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Mitchell is trying to control the position but Paso postures up.
Paso trying to stand up but can't free himself from Mitchell's guard.
Mitchell looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
A slow jab from Mitchell misses its intended target.
Mitchell misses with a looping right.
Paso wants to clinch.
Paso tries to clinch up but Mitchell circles away and keeps his distance.
Paso shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Mitchell as he jumps to the side.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mitchell shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Paso manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Retard Mitchell dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Mitchell thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mitchell closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Paso quickly recovers to half guard.
Paso trying to control but Mitchell postures up.
Mitchell scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Mitchell is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Paso trying to control from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mitchell stalling.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paso is refusing to be controlled, as Mitchell sits in half guard.
Paso wants to control but Mitchell is keeping busy.
Mitchell is looking for a kimura here.
Paso punching from the bottom.
Paso moves into full guard.
Mitchell looking to pass the guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Paso is on top in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mitchell escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Paso gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Paso trying to control the position from guard on top but Mitchell is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mitchell bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Paso's guard.
Paso is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Mitchell tries to free his leg and advance position but Paso is retaining full guard.
Mitchell postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paso trying to control the position.
Mitchell advances to half guard.
Mitchell is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Paso has managed to free his arm - good work.
Mitchell is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Ground and pound from Mitchell.
Mitchell content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Mitchell working the head and body with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paso is not content to let Mitchell control the position.
Paso has hold of Mitchell's hands but Mitchell slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Paso pushes Mitchell off looking to stand but Mitchell dives back in and keeps control.
Paso trying to hold on to Mitchell's head to control him but Mitchell postures up.
Mitchell drops an elbow to the side of Paso's head.
Mitchell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Paso can do to turn this around?
Mitchell passes to side control.
Mitchell in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mitchell tries to advance to mount but can't.
Paso struggling a bit here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Retard Mitchell dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Mitchell feints and as Paso raises his hands in defense, Mitchell changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Paso is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Mitchell defends well.
Paso will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Mitchell with a nice head shot there.
Mitchell chips away with some ground and pound.
Mitchell wants to control from the top but Paso keeps moving.
Paso trying to keep a closed guard but Mitchell is proving a slippery customer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mitchell stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Paso swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mitchell postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mitchell cracks Paso with a solid left hand.
Mitchell works over Paso with some ground and pound from guard.
Paso looking to control.
Mitchell is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Paso takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mitchell wants to control from the top but Paso keeps moving.
Mitchell lands a couple of elbows.
Paso trying to control the position.
Paso keeping moving, preventing Mitchell from controlling successfully.
Mitchell tries to free his leg and advance position but Paso is retaining full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mitchell advances position into side control!
Mitchell lands a nice forearm strike.
Mitchell cracks Paso with a big elbow.
Paso is trying to control Mitchell's posture but Mitchell avoids it.
Mitchell is trying to get an arm triangle but Paso is defending well.
Paso stops Mitchell from passing to mount.
Mitchell scoring with punches and elbows.
Mitchell wants to control but Paso is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mitchell landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Mitchell cracks Paso with a big elbow.
Paso takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Paso on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Mitchell wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Paso, who protects the arm well.
Mitchell lands some shots froms side control.
Mitchell goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Paso rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Mitchell's guard! Nice work there by Paso!
Paso pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mitchell is keeping the position for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mitchell is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Mitchell slips a nice elbow through Paso's hands, connecting with Paso's forehead.
Mitchell lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Paso is looking to improve his position.
Paso is staying active underneath Mitchell, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mitchell passes to full mount!
Matices Paso has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Paso really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Retard Mitchell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Mitchell has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight for Retard Mitchell!
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Retard Mitchell!
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight for Retard Mitchell!
Retard Mitchell wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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