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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Spider Monkey (ranked 131 p4p, 332 weight class) and Barack Obaminator (ranked 17 p4p, 43 weight class). Obaminator has chosen Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Spider Monkey has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Spider Monkey seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 20 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Spider Monkey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 49 - 26 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Paulo Santos and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Monkey lands with a kick to the ribs.
Spider Monkey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice jab there from Monkey.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Monkey rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Monkey takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Monkey looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
Monkey staying out of range there.
A low kick from Monkey is predictable there
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Monkey misses with a looping right.
A nice side step and Obaminator releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Monkey throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a nice body shot.
Obaminator ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Obaminator staying out of range there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Monkey throws a leg kick
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Monkey cracks Obaminator with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Monkey throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Monkey throws a leg kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Monkey tries to land a body kick
and Monkey takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obaminator loads up on a big right hand but Monkey slips the punch.
Monkey ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a solid leg kick but Monkey takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Obaminator.
Monkey misses with a jab to the body
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obaminator tries a low kick but Monkey avoids it.
A swing and a miss from Obaminator.
Monkey swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Obaminator scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Nice shot lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Monkey.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
Obaminator lands a jab to Monkey's midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Monkey.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Monkey throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Obaminator feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Monkeys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Monkey looks for the body kick but Obaminator saw that one coming.
Monkey scores with a leg kick.
Obaminator stuns Monkey with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Monkey walks into a jab.
Monkey looks to throw a body kick
and Obaminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Obaminator uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Monkey.
Monkey throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator connects with an inside leg kick.
Monkey misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Obaminator throws a leg kick that misses.
Obaminator throws a jab when Monkey was well out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator slips a jab from Monkey.
Monkey moves into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Monkey creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Monkey takes the fight into the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Monkey.
Monkey tries a body shot but Obaminator blocks it.
Monkey is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Monkey stalling the fight.
Monkey struggles to land a body shot inside as Obaminator controls his hands.
Monkey lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Monkey is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator scores with an uppercut up the middle.
I was talking to Monkey's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Obaminator misses with a body punch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator takes a jab right on the kisser.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Obaminator is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Monkey moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Monkey looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Monkey throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Monkey rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Monkey throws a solid leg kick but Obaminator takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Monkey.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Monkey uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obaminator.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Obaminator doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A low kick from Monkey misses
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Monkey wants to slow Obaminator down by chopping away at his legs.
A low kick from Monkey misses
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Monkey misses the jab.
Obaminator throws a nice outside leg kick.
Monkey misses with a hook
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
A bone on bone clash there as Obaminator blocks the leg kick.
Obaminator connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Monkey momentarily.
Obaminator staying out of range there.
Obaminator misses with a low kick.
Obaminator connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monkey uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Obaminator has time to react.
Obaminator throws a jab but it's blocked by Monkey.
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Monkey moves into range and clinches up with Obaminator.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good body shot from Monkey.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Monkey tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Monkey tests Obaminator's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Monkey throws a push kick but Obaminator slaps the foot to one side.
Monkey throws an off balance right hand
and Monkey takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Monkey throws a leg kick that is checked
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Monkey has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Monkey throws a shot from downtown. Obaminator moves away and avoids it.
Monkey bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Monkey wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Monkey misses with a body shot
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.
Monkey looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Obaminator connects with a body shot.
Monkey throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Monkey waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.
Obaminator chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Monkey can pounce on him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monkey swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Monkey throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Monkey throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Obaminator has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Monkey misses with a kick to the body
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Monkey throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Obaminator misses with a leg kick
and Monkey counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Obaminator avoids a kick to the body.
Monkey has managed to clinch.
Obaminator escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Monkey drops his hands momentarily and Obaminator takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Obaminator has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Monkey.
Obaminator throws a lazy uppercut
and Monkey counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Monkey moves out of range of the body kick from Obaminator.
Monkey fires out a quick counter leg kick but Obaminator just manages to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator digs a good hook to Monkey's body.
A telegraphed right hand from Obaminator misses the target.
Obaminator with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Monkey tries to land a body kick
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Monkey throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Monkey throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Monkey walks into a jab.
Monkey swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Monkey throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Monkey has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Obaminator finds it's way round the side to connect with Monkey's head.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Monkey avoids the punch easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monkey throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A low kick from Monkey misses
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Monkey misses the body punch
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Obaminator lands a nice looking body shot.
Obaminator takes a swing at Monkey's ribcage but misses.
Monkey thows a leg kick but Obaminator checks it
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Monkey looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Monkey slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Monkey swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Monkey misses with a body shot
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Obaminator steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Monkey.
Monkey misses with a right hand
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A bone on bone clash there as Obaminator blocks the leg kick.
Monkey misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Monkey throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Monkey throws a leg kick
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A nice leg kick lands there from Monkey.
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Monkey misses with a right hand
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Monkey misses with a right hand
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Obaminator has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Monkey takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Obaminator lands a nice looking body shot.
Barack Obaminator seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Monkey uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
A cross from Obaminator lands.
Obaminator throws a sloppy body shot
and Monkey counters with a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Monkey darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Good work by Obaminator as he checks the leg kick.
Monkey thows a left - swing and a miss!
Obaminator swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator slips under a jab.
A countering left hand to the body from Obaminator misses.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Monkey avoids the punch easily.
A slow jab from Monkey misses its intended target.
A thudding body kick lands there by Monkey!
Monkey throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Monkey tries to clinch up
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Obaminator takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Obaminator has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Monkey.
A good leg kick by Obaminator.
Monkey lands with a kick to the ribs.
Obaminator takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Monkey throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Obaminator takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monkey connects with a looping right hand.
Obaminator uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Monkey.
Obaminator is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Monkey with a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Monkey has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Monkey throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Obaminator on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Monkey. Monkey obviously looking to wear him down.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Monkey.
Monkey throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Monkey throws a nice outside leg kick.
Monkey misses with an attempted mid kick.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
Monkey was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Monkey misses with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Monkey scores with a leg kick.
Monkey throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Monkey.
Monkey fails in his attempt to clinch.
Monkey closes the distance and pushes Obaminator back into the cage.
Monkey stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Obaminator breaks the clinch.
Monkey looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
Monkey throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Monkey misses the body punch
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A low kick from Monkey misses
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Monkey missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Monkey connects with a solid leg kick.
Obaminator with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Monkey misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator lands with a hook. Monkey tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Monkey misses with a hook
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Monkey jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A swing and a miss from Obaminator.
Monkey scores with a sloppy right hand. Obaminator should have avoided that one.
Monkey is looking to chop away at Obaminator's legs.
Monkey misses with a lunging right hand
and Obaminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A big right from Monkey misses.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Monkey.
Obaminator throws out a counter right but Monkey avoids it with no problem.
Monkey fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Obaminator throws a poor cross that misses
and Monkey counters with a left to the body.
Spider Monkey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Monkey scores with a jab to the head.
Obaminator lands a glancing blow to the side of Monkey's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Spider Monkey showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Obaminator has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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