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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between George Pieru (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and shi poopy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). George Pieru is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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184 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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180 cm
22
175 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Pieru!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, shi poopy!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
poopy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pieru manages to avoid it.
poopy just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice defenses there by Pieru.
poopy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pieru fails with a takedown attempt.
poopy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pieru moves away.
poopy throws a body punch but Pieru moves out of range.
poopy wants to slow Pieru down by chopping away at his legs.
Pieru slips under a jab from poopy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
poopy getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
poopy misses with an uppercut.
poopy throws an overhand right that lands on Pieru's shoulder, as Pieru tries to avoid the shot.
poopy thows a left - swing and a miss!
poopy throws a hook but Pieru avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
poopy gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Pieru to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Pieru in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
poopy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Pieru makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Pieru missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Pieru throwing strikes from guard but poopy blocks nicely.
poopy tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Pieru has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pieru is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
poopy controls Pieru momentarily but Pieru frees himself.
Pieru postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Pieru working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Pieru thows a big elbow that misses.
poopy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
poopy keeping moving, preventing Pieru from controlling successfully.
Pieru with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pieru is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
poopy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pieru.
poopy really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pieru. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
poopy looks gassed!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pieru loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Pieru thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
poopy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Pieru in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Pieru missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
poopy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pieru.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Pieru accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Pieru shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Pieru was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Pieru is in the full mount, landing strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
poopy avoids a series of strikes thrown by Pieru.
Pieru has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of poopy's face.
Pieru working the ground and pound effectively.
poopy is bucking up trying to escape but Pieru cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Pieru landing strikes from the mount and poopy is in trouble!
Pieru wants to control the pace but poopy is squirming around nicely.
A nice elbow there by Pieru.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
George Pieru dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Pieru has poopy up against the cage in a clinch.
poopy stops a takedown attempt from Pieru.
Pieru works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
poopy keeping moving, preventing Pieru from controlling successfully.
Pieru thows a big elbow that misses.
poopy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if poopy can do anything to dispel that myth.
Pieru is stalling in the full guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pieru wants to pass the guard but poopy is keeping the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
poopy can't keep his opponent in guard - Pieru advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Pieru not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Pieru sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. poopy defending well though.
Pieru is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Pieru missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Pieru throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Pieru working the head and body with strikes.
Pieru missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pieru passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for poopy!
poopy tries to reverse the position but Pieru maintains control.
Pieru lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Pieru lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Pieru dominating with strikes here.
A nice elbow there by Pieru.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pieru punishing his opponent with strikes.
Pieru lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Pieru looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Pieru with a couple of short strikes.
Pieru looking to control and managing it successfully.
A nice elbow there by Pieru.
Pieru dominating with strikes here.
poopy is rocked!
poopy in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
poopy is still in real trouble! Can Pieru finish him?
Pieru fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pieru postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt poopy bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Pieru and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). George Pieru!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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