PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hideyoshi Yamasaki (ranked 2900 p4p, 3148 weight class) and Noah Kinsman (ranked 306 p4p, 323 weight class). Yamasaki's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 2Pac - Only God Can Judge Me. Noah Kinsman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Yamasaki
vs
Kinsman

178 cm
23
170
7 - 6 - 0

180 cm
24
160
4 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hideyoshi Yamasaki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Noah Kinsman!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yamasaki swings for the body but Kinsman moves out of range.
Noah Kinsman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yamasaki slips under a jab.
Kinsman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A head kick by Kinsman misses
enabling Yamasaki to counter with a crisp jab.
Yamasaki connects with a body shot that sends Kinsman's belly button to the back.
No joy there for Kinsman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nice uppercut there from Yamasaki.
Yamasaki fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kinsman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Kinsman misses with a double jab
and Yamasaki counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kinsman misses with the combination.
It looked like Yamasaki was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yamasaki cracks Kinsman with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kinsman throws a combination that misses
and Yamasaki counters with a straight right hand.
Kinsman drops his hands momentarily and Yamasaki takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kinsman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
It looked like Yamasaki wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A head kick by Kinsman misses
and Yamasaki counters with a series of strikes. Kinsman will be more careful next time no doubt.

Kinsman is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kinsman walks into a left hand.
Kinsman is still on wobbly legs! Can Yamasaki finish him?
Yamasaki cracks Kinsman with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Kinsman tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Yamasaki pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Kinsman is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hideyoshi Yamasaki!
A very excited looking Hideyoshi Yamasaki rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.