PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Dank Skenojabitch (ranked 24504 p4p, 3417 weight class) and Petchongboo Sitsongrit (ranked 371 p4p, 268 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Skenojabitch
vs
Sitsongrit

165 cm
23
145
3 - 4 - 0

168 cm
19
143
3 - 0 - 0

Excellent MT
Granite chin

Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dank Skenojabitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Petchongboo Sitsongrit!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paulsen Ambrosius and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sitsongrit just misses with a punch to the body.
Skenojabitch lands with a thumping leg kick.
Skenojabitch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sitsongrit throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Skenojabitch, as that shot connected.
Sitsongrit has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Skenojabitch.
Sitsongrit moves out of range of the leg kick from Skenojabitch.
Sitsongrit connects with a leg kick.
Sitsongrit is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sitsongrit manages to avoid it.
A low kick lands for Skenojabitch.
A slow jab from Sitsongrit misses its intended target.
Sitsongrit misses with a leg kick.
Skenojabitch throws a big shot that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sitsongrit throws a big shot that misses.
Skenojabitch cracks Sitsongrit with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Skenojabitch throws a big shot that misses.
Skenojabitch definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Donk. Skenojabitch catches Sitsongrit right on the button with a cross.
Nice defenses there by Sitsongrit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sitsongrit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Skenojabitch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Skenojabitch bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sitsongrit's head backwards.
Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Skenojabitch moves away.
Skenojabitch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sitsongrit throws a big counter head kick but Skenojabitch avoids it with no problem.
Skenojabitch avoids the head kick by Sitsongrit.
Skenojabitch tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Sitsongrit is able to avoid easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Skenojabitch lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sitsongrit has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sitsongrit and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A bone on bone clash there as Skenojabitch blocks the leg kick.
Sitsongrit misses the jab.
Sitsongrit misses with a body kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Sitsongrit.
Skenojabitch misses with a hook to the body
and Sitsongrit counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sitsongrit misses with a low kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Skenojabitch misses the target.
Skenojabitch smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Sitsongrit looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Skenojabitch lands with a hook. Sitsongrit tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Sitsongrit throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Skenojabitch on the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sitsongrit lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A low kick from Sitsongrit misses
and Skenojabitch makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Sitsongrit really felt that one!
Skenojabitch swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Skenojabitch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Sitsongrit fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Skenojabitch is out of range.
Sitsongrit swings widly with a right hand
and Skenojabitch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sitsongrit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sitsongrit takes a kick to the side of the head.
Skenojabitch throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Sitsongrit misses with a jab to the body
and Skenojabitch counters with a nice body kick.
Skenojabitch swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sitsongrit.
Skenojabitch has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sitsongrit.
A nice leg kick from Skenojabitch, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sitsongrit throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit misses with a right hand
and Skenojabitch counters with a left and a right that stings Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit connects with a right hand. Skenojabitch shakes it off.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dank Skenojabitch dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Sitsongrit swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dank Skenojabitch is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Skenojabitch throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sitsongrit on the side of the head.
Sitsongrit throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sitsongrit on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Skenojabitch scores with a decent looking hook.
Sitsongrit swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The fighters circling - Sitsongrit throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sitsongrit lands a nice hook to Skenojabitch's body. Skenojabitch takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sitsongrit slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Sitsongrit misses with a left hand
and Skenojabitch counters with a leg kick.
Skenojabitch throws a body punch but Sitsongrit moves out of range.
Sitsongrit takes a swing at Skenojabitch's ribcage but misses.
Skenojabitch takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sitsongrit throws a body punch but Skenojabitch moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sitsongrit misses with a left hand
and Skenojabitch counters with a slapping leg kick.
Skenojabitch takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sitsongrit avoids the head kick by Skenojabitch.
Sitsongrit misses with a hook
and Skenojabitch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sitsongrit throws an off balance right hand
and Skenojabitch counters with a stiff right hand.
Sitsongrit misses with a low kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Sitsongrit.
Skenojabitch bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Skenojabitch, as that shot connected.
Skenojabitch is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Skenojabitch scores with a jab to the body.
Skenojabitch throws a sloppy head kick and Sitsongrit moves out of range easily.
Sitsongrit throws a body kick that misses.
Nice defenses there by Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch moves away from the strike by Sitsongrit.
Skenojabitch moves out of range of the leg kick from Sitsongrit.
Skenojabitch lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Skenojabitch throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skenojabitch lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sitsongrit's sensitive parts.
Skenojabitch lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Skenojabitch takes one to the side of the head.
Petchongboo Sitsongrit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit wants to land a leg kick but Skenojabitch is out of range.
Skenojabitch moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Skenojabitch, as that shot connected.
Skenojabitch throws a sloppy head kick and Sitsongrit moves out of range easily.
Skenojabitch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sitsongrit keeps Skenojabitch at a distance using the push kick.
Sitsongrit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Skenojabitch with the inside leg kick.
Sitsongrit tries a head kick but it misses.
Danga de danga de dang - Skenojabitch scores with a four punch combination!
Skenojabitch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sitsongrit attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dank Skenojabitch is winning the standup battle so far.
Sitsongrit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Skenojabitch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sitsongrit throws a jab when Skenojabitch was well out of range.
Skenojabitch takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Skenojabitch with the inside leg kick.
Skenojabitch is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sitsongrit can do to turn this around?
Skenojabitch slips under a jab from Sitsongrit.
It looked like Skenojabitch was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Sitsongrit.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dank Skenojabitch dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Sitsongrit moves into range and connects with a jab.
Skenojabitch throws a shot to the body.
Sitsongrit lands the left hand.
Skenojabitch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit throws a lazy right hand but Skenojabitch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Skenojabitch lands with an uppercut that bounces Sitsongrit off the ropes and back into range.
We've been informed that Sitsongrit has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Sitsongrit's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Sitsongrit loads up on a big right hand but Skenojabitch slips the punch.
Skenojabitch tries a head kick but it misses.
A big left from Sitsongrit misses.
Sitsongrit works the jab nicely.
Skenojabitch throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A solid leg kick lands there for Sitsongrit.
Skenojabitch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit moves out of range of the body kick from Skenojabitch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Skenojabitch lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Sitsongrit has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Skenojabitch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sitsongrit lands an overhand right.
Skenojabitch turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Skenojabitch blocks the leg kick.
Sitsongrit throws a sloppy head kick
and Skenojabitch counters with a stiff right hand.
Sitsongrit attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Skenojabitch is looking to counter punch.
Sitsongrit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A cross from Skenojabitch lands.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Sitsongrit lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Skenojabitch has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Skenojabitch and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sitsongrit is looking to land body kicks.
Petchongboo Sitsongrit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sitsongrit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dank Skenojabitch is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Skenojabitch scores with the left hand. Sitsongrit knows he should have avoided that one.
Sitsongrit misses with a body shot.
Skenojabitch thinks about countering with a body kick.
Sloppy strikes from Skenojabitch. Those never looked like landing.
Sitsongrit misses with a kick to the body
and Skenojabitch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Good shot there by Skenojabitch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sitsongrit throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Skenojabitch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Skenojabitch clobbers Sitsongrit with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit throws a nice outside leg kick.
Sitsongrit jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Skenojabitch moves away.
Sitsongrit throws a right hand that misses
and Skenojabitch counters with a thumping low kick.
Skenojabitch lands a jab to Sitsongrit's midsection.
Sitsongrit fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Skenojabitch is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Skenojabitch scores with a head kick. Sitsongrit tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Skenojabitch moves out of range of the body kick.
Sitsongrit is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Skenojabitch.
Skenojabitch cracks Sitsongrit with a good jab.
Skenojabitch scores with a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sitsongrit misses with a hook.
Sitsongrit throws the left hand but Skenojabitch avoids the punch easily.
Skenojabitch lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Skenojabitch with a nice cross.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dank Skenojabitch showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Skenojabitch has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dank Skenojabitch!
A victorious Dank Skenojabitch thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.