PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Super Macho Man (ranked 5795 p4p, 5563 weight class) and Tinashe Chukwuma (ranked 533 p4p, 513 weight class). Macho Man kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Ride of the Valkyries. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Macho Man
vs
Chukwuma

190 cm
19
210
2 - 2 - 0

194 cm
19
219
2 - 2 - 0

Solid boxing
Granite chin

Basic striking
Granite chin

White Gorilla

PWNAGE™
White Gorilla

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Super Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tinashe Chukwuma!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Macho Man takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Chukwuma displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Macho Man throws out the jab.
Chukwuma scores with a body shot.
Chukwuma lunges at Macho Man with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Macho Man's hand.
Chukwuma looks to land a right hand but Macho Man moved out of range.
Chukwuma slips under a jab.
Chukwuma misses the body punch
and Macho Man makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Chukwuma throws a big shot that misses.
Macho Man moves into range and connects with a jab.
Tinashe Chukwuma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chukwuma ducks under a wild hook from Macho Man.
Macho Man connects with a single shot there.
Chukwuma uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Macho Man.

Chukwuma moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chukwuma lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Macho Man.
Chukwuma looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Macho Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chukwuma tries a body shot but Macho Man blocks it.
Chukwuma taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Chukwuma working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chukwuma misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chukwuma throws a punch but it's blocked by Macho Man.
Chukwuma misses with some punches.
Chukwuma tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Macho Man's elbow.
Chukwuma throws an elbow that misses.
Macho Man lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chukwuma backwards.
Chukwuma goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Macho Man working aggressively here.
Chukwuma cracks Macho Man with a nice body shot.
Macho Man definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Macho Man.
Chukwuma misses with a body punch.
Macho Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Chukwuma controls his hands.
Chukwuma working aggressively here.
Chukwuma throws a head punch that misses.
Chukwuma working aggressively here.
Macho Man blocks an uppercut.
Macho Man misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chukwuma misses with the head strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man takes a shot to the head.
Macho Man misses with a punch to the body.
Macho Man works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chukwuma throws a head punch that misses.
Chukwuma tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Macho Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Macho Man prevents a body shot from Chukwuma.
Chukwuma is trying to stall.
Macho Man lands a right hand.
A right hand to the body from Chukwuma.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chukwuma.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Chukwuma creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Macho Man blocking some punches.
Chukwuma tries to throw a body punch but Macho Man avoids it by throwing Chukwuma back against the ropes.
Macho Man presses Chukwuma against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Chukwuma misses with the head strike.
Macho Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chukwuma misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chukwuma trying to stall but Macho Man improves his position.
Chukwuma misses with a hook to the ribs.
Macho Man lands a nice uppercut.
Chukwuma misses with the head strike.
A nice left hand lands by Macho Man.
A shot in the inside from Macho Man.
Macho Man takes a shot to the head.
Macho Man lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chukwuma fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Macho Man lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Macho Man.
Chukwuma misses with a short punch on the inside.
Macho Man lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chukwuma takes a shot to the head.
Chukwuma misses with the head strike.
Chukwuma misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Chukwuma uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chukwuma blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Macho Man is working Chukwuma over against the ropes.
A short left from Macho Man.
Macho Man tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chukwuma swings wildly with an uppercut but Macho Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Macho Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chukwuma's elbow.
Chukwuma misses with a body punch.
Chukwuma lands a body punch in the clinch.
Macho Man prevents a body shot from Chukwuma.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chukwuma.
Chukwuma misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chukwuma swings wildly with an uppercut but Macho Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chukwuma misses with a punch on the inside.
Chukwuma lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Macho Man backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Tinashe Chukwuma will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Chukwuma misses with a left hand
and Macho Man counters with a three punch combo that has Chukwuma backing up. Chukwuma nods at Macho Man to acknowledge the strikes.
Chukwuma throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Macho Man.
A swing and a miss from Chukwuma.
It looked like Macho Man wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Macho Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chukwuma.
Macho Man swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Chukwuma connects with a body shot.
Macho Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chukwuma sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chukwuma missing with a left hand there. Macho Man was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chukwuma misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Chukwuma misses with a straight right.
Macho Man was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Macho Man tries to move into range but Chukwuma moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Macho Man takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Chukwuma steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Macho Man.
Macho Man smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Macho Man lands a nice shot that snaps Chukwuma's head back.
Chukwuma misses with a right hand

and Macho Man counters by clinching up.
Tinashe Chukwuma seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Macho Man blocking some punches.
Macho Man working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Macho Man blocking some punches.
Chukwuma tries to throw a body punch but Macho Man avoids it by throwing Chukwuma back against the ropes.
Chukwuma scores with a shot to the side of Macho Man's head.
Chukwuma misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Chukwuma fails to land.
Chukwuma lands a nice shot to the body.
Chukwuma throws a head punch that misses.
Chukwuma tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chukwuma doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chukwuma throws a punch but it's blocked by Macho Man.
Macho Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chukwuma misses with the head strike.
Macho Man blocks an uppercut.
Chukwuma tries a body shot but Macho Man blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Chukwuma fails to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chukwuma.
Chukwuma throws a head punch that misses.
Macho Man lands a left hand.
Chukwuma misses with the head strike.
Chukwuma tries to work over Macho Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Chukwuma fails to land.
Macho Man lands with a right to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chukwuma throws a head punch that misses.
Chukwuma fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chukwuma throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Chukwuma gets through Macho Man's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chukwuma blocking some punches.
Chukwuma lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chukwuma.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Macho Man.
Macho Man tries to throw a body punch but Chukwuma avoids it by throwing Macho Man back against the ropes.
Good body shot from Macho Man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Macho Man lands a nice uppercut.
Macho Man working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Chukwuma misses with a short punch on the inside.
Macho Man blocking some punches.
Macho Man softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Macho Man working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Macho Man lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Macho Man on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Macho Man.
Macho Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chukwuma backwards.
Macho Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Macho Man throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Chukwuma is breathing heavily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Macho Man.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Macho Man lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Macho Man.
A short right from Macho Man on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chukwuma misses with some punches.
Chukwuma misses with a punch on the inside.
Chukwuma goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chukwuma misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Macho Man.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Macho Man.
Macho Man blocks an uppercut.
Macho Man tries a body shot but Chukwuma blocks it.
Chukwuma tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Macho Man's elbow.
Chukwuma scores with a hook to the body.
Chukwuma misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chukwuma tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chukwuma misses with a punch on the inside.
Chukwuma misses with a punch to the body.
Macho Man working aggressively here.
Chukwuma throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Macho Mans head.
Chukwuma scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Tinashe Chukwuma will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Chukwuma just misses with a punch to the body.
Chukwuma misses with a left hand
and Chukwuma takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Chukwuma forces Macho Man back against the ropes and clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chukwuma.
Chukwuma misses with some punches.
Macho Man scores with a nice hook to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Macho Man.
Chukwuma tries to throw a body punch but Macho Man avoids it by throwing Chukwuma back against the ropes.
Chukwuma goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chukwuma throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chukwuma.
Chukwuma misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Macho Man misses with a body punch.
Macho Man lands a right hand.
Chukwuma has a couple of punches blocked by Macho Man.
Chukwuma working aggressively here.
Chukwuma has a couple of punches blocked by Macho Man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chukwuma tries a body shot but Macho Man blocks it.
Macho Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Macho Man blocks an uppercut.
Macho Man tries to work over Chukwuma's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Macho Man scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Macho Man lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Macho Man lands a hook that snaps the head of Chukwuma backwards.
Macho Man scores with a shot to the side of Chukwuma's head.
Chukwuma tries to work over Macho Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chukwuma swings wildly with an uppercut but Macho Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Macho Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chukwuma backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Macho Man.
Chukwuma misses with a body punch.
Chukwuma throws a punch but it's blocked by Macho Man.
Macho Man lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Macho Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
Macho Man prevents a body shot from Chukwuma.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot in the inside from Chukwuma.
Macho Man scores with a shot to the side of Chukwuma's head.
Chukwuma tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Macho Man's elbow.
Macho Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chukwuma misses with a punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Chukwuma.
Macho Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Macho Man blocks an uppercut.
Chukwuma misses with a punch to the body.
Chukwuma tries to work over Macho Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from Chukwuma.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chukwuma.
Macho Man doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chukwuma.
Macho Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Chukwuma misses with a short punch on the inside.
Macho Man blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chukwuma misses with some punches.
Macho Man misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chukwuma swings wildly with an uppercut but Macho Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chukwuma tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Macho Man lands with a left to the head.
Macho Man scores with a nice hook to the head.
Macho Man lands with a short shot to the head.
Chukwuma tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chukwuma has a couple of punches blocked by Macho Man.
Chukwuma swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Macho Man lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Macho Man is working Chukwuma over against the ropes.
Macho Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chukwuma misses with a punch on the inside.
Macho Man throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Chukwuma takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Still in the clinch, Macho Man scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Macho Man.
Macho Man lands with a light punch inside.

Chukwuma is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chukwuma lands a hook that snaps the head of Macho Man backwards.
Chukwuma is still on wobbly legs! Can Macho Man finish him?
Chukwuma misses with a body punch.
Chukwuma misses with some punches.
Macho Man lands a body punch in the clinch.
Chukwuma seems to have recovered his senses.
Macho Man lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chukwuma backwards.
Macho Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chukwuma backwards.
Macho Man creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Chukwuma crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Chukwuma face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Macho Man takes it with a brutal technical knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Super Macho Man!
Our winner, Super Macho Man, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.