PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Super Macho Man (ranked 5395 p4p, 4796 weight class) and Young Blood (ranked 506 p4p, 466 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Macho Man might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Ride of the Valkyries. Blood has chosen If You Blood Throw it Up - 47 Miller Gang as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Macho Man
vs
Blood

190 cm
19
210
0 - 1 - 0

189 cm
19
200
0 - 0 - 0

Basic striking
Granite chin

Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

White Gorilla

Conviction
© Trap House

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Super Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Young Blood!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Macho Man closes the distance and clinches.
Blood is looking to break free of the clinch but Macho Man has double underhooks.
Blood misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Macho Man on the inside.
Macho Man blocks an uppercut.
Macho Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Macho Man blocks an uppercut.
Macho Man lands with a right to the head.
Blood misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Macho Man lands with a left to the head.
A short uppercut from Blood.
Blood misses with the head strike.
Blood misses with a punch to the body.
Blood swings wildly with an uppercut but Macho Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
A hook to the body from Macho Man.
Macho Man misses with a punch on the inside.
Macho Man gets through Blood's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Blood tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Macho Man.
Macho Man blocks an uppercut.
Blood wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Macho Man lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blood looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Blood has had enough of the clinch but Macho Man keeps him there for the moment.
Blood has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Blood misses with a short punch on the inside.
Blood has a couple of punches blocked by Macho Man.
Macho Man throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right hook to the body lands for Macho Man.
Macho Man lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Blood wants to break the clinch but can't.
Blood is looking to break free of the clinch but Macho Man has double underhooks.
Macho Man scores with a hook to the body.
Macho Man lands a hook that snaps the head of Blood backwards.
Blood can't break the clinch.
Macho Man pushes Blood back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Macho Man - that landed with a thud.
Blood swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Blood fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Macho Man working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Macho Man blocking some punches.
Blood takes a shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man lands a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blood throws a punch but it's blocked by Macho Man.
Blood misses with some punches.
Blood working aggressively here.
Blood throws a punch but it's blocked by Macho Man.
Blood is trying to break the clinch but Macho Man has him pressed against the ropes.
Macho Man lands a body shot in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Macho Man.
Macho Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Macho Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Macho Man displaying some good clinch control by pressing Blood up against the ropes.
Macho Man scores with a shot to the side of Blood's head.
Blood tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Blood misses with a punch on the inside.
Macho Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Blood backwards.
Macho Man lands a left hand that snaps the head of Blood backwards.
Macho Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Blood backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Blood is trying to break free.
Macho Man lands a right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Super Macho Man dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Macho Man lands a jab to the nose.
Macho Man bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Blood's head backwards.
Blood throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Blood misses with a left hand

and Macho Man counters by clinching up.
Blood is trying to break the clinch but Macho Man is controlling him.
Macho Man blocks a body shot from Blood.
Blood throws a head punch that misses.
Blood swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Super Macho Man has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short left from Macho Man.
Blood tries a body shot but Macho Man blocks it.
Blood throws a head punch that misses.
Stalling in the clinch from Macho Man.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Blood.
Macho Man lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A frustrated look appears on Blood's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Blood throws a punch but it's blocked by Macho Man.
Still in the clinch, Macho Man scores with a nice short uppercut.
Macho Man blocking some punches.
Macho Man working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Macho Man is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Blood can do to turn this around?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Macho Man lands a left hand.
Macho Man lands a left hand that snaps the head of Blood backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Macho Man lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Blood tries to throw a body punch but Macho Man avoids it by throwing Blood back against the ropes.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Macho Man creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Blood is trying to force a seperation but Macho Man has the dominant position.
Macho Man lands with a light punch inside.
Blood wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Macho Man has him pressed against the ropes.
Blood tries to break free but Macho Man pushes him back against the ropes.
Macho Man lands a body punch in the clinch.
Macho Man lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Macho Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Blood wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Blood is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Blood working hard to break the clinch.
Blood misses with a punch on the inside.
Macho Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
Blood fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Macho Man - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A head punch on the inside from Blood fails to land.
A nice left hand lands by Macho Man.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blood is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Blood swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Blood is trying to break free.
Nice body punch from Macho Man.
Macho Man blocking some punches.
Blood working hard to break the clinch.
Blood misses with a punch on the inside.
Macho Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Macho Man lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Macho Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
Macho Man gets through Blood's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Macho Man lands an uppercut.
Macho Man lands a body shot.
A short left from Macho Man.
Macho Man scores with a shoulder strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Macho Man.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Macho Man.
Macho Man is leaning against Blood and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Blood is breathing heavily.
Blood misses with some punches.
Macho Man lands a right hand.

Blood is rocked!
Macho Man lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Super Macho Man dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

The fighters circling - Macho Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Blood clobbers Macho Man with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Macho Man has closed the distance and engaged Blood in a clinch.
Blood working aggressively here.
Macho Man lands a body punch in the clinch.
Macho Man lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Macho Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Blood backwards.
A body shot lands from Macho Man.
Macho Man lands a left hand that snaps the head of Blood backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Macho Man.
Macho Man scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Blood is still on wobbly legs! Can Macho Man finish him?
Blood has a couple of punches blocked by Macho Man.
Blood has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Blood seems to have recovered his senses.
Blood misses with the head strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blood's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Macho Man pushes off an throws an elbow but Blood leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Blood wants to break free but Macho Man has control.
A short uppercut from Macho Man.
Macho Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Blood misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Blood.
A short right from Macho Man.
Macho Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Macho Man.
Macho Man blocks an uppercut.
Blood tries to circle away but Macho Man has him pinned against the ropes.
Macho Man blocking some punches.
A right hand to the body from Macho Man.
Macho Man scores with a shoulder strike.
Blood working aggressively here.
Blood wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Blood swings wildly with an uppercut but Macho Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Macho Man lands a shoulder strike.
Macho Man lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Macho Man lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Blood swings wildly with an uppercut but Macho Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Macho Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Macho Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bloods head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Blood is trying to force a seperation but Macho Man has the dominant position.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Macho Man.
Blood takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A shot in the inside from Macho Man.
Macho Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Young Blood has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Macho Man working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Super Macho Man is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A head punch on the inside from Blood fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Macho Man.
Macho Man throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bloods head.
Macho Man lands a shot to the body.
Macho Man is stalling here.
Macho Man lands with a short shot to the head.
Blood has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Blood misses with some punches.
Blood throws a head punch that misses.
Blood misses with some punches.
Macho Man has Blood pushed against the ropes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Super Macho Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Macho Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Super Macho Man!
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight for Super Macho Man!
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight for Super Macho Man!

Super Macho Man wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Super Macho Man made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.