PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Anabolic Asteroid (ranked 276 p4p, 283 weight class) and Jane Malley (ranked 37 p4p, 40 weight class). Asteroid kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is For Heavy Metal we will die!. Malley is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Asteroid
vs
Malley

171 cm
33
156
28 - 11 - 0

190 cm
33
165
21 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anabolic Asteroid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jane Malley!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Malley.
Malley fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Asteroid manages to avoid it.
Malley digs a good hook to Asteroid's body.
Malley is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The fighters circling - Asteroid throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Malley lands with a thumping leg kick.
Malley loads up on a big right hand but Asteroid slips the punch.
A slapping leg kick lands for Malley.
Malley throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Asteroid.
Malley blocks a low kick nicely.
Malley steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Asteroid.
Asteroid takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Malley throws a leg kick
and Asteroid counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Malley swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Asteroid moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Malley throws a head kick that Asteroid semi-blocks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malley fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Asteroid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Asteroid tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Malley tried to score with a low kick but Asteroid checks it.
Malley lands with a thumping leg kick.
Malley chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Malley lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Malley lands a leg kick that knocks Asteroid off balance momentarily.
Malley fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Asteroid.
Malley throws a hook but Asteroid avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut there from Malley.
Malley fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Asteroid is out of range.
Asteroid tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Malley manages to circle out of the way.
Malley ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Asteroid moves away.
Malley attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Asteroid tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Malley manages to circle out of the way.

Malley pushes Asteroid up against the cage in a clinch.
Malley digs a right hand into Asteroid's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Asteroid's gas tank.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malley prevents a body shot from Asteroid.
Malley tries a body shot but Asteroid blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Malley.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Malley throws a punch but it's blocked by Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a head punch that misses.
We've been informed that Malley has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Malley tries to throw a body punch but Asteroid avoids it by throwing Malley back against the cage.
Malley misses with a punch on the inside.
Malley tries a body shot but Asteroid blocks it.
Our sources have told us that Asteroid has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Malley blocks an elbow strike.
Malley tries a body shot but Asteroid blocks it.
Malley throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Asteroids head.
Asteroid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Asteroid blocks a body shot from Malley.
Malley tries a body shot but Asteroid blocks it.
Malley misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A body shot lands from Asteroid.
Asteroid misses with a punch on the inside.
Asteroid lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Asteroid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Malley.
A head punch on the inside from Asteroid fails to land.
Nice body punch from Asteroid - that landed with a thud.
Malley throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Asteroid as the two fighters clinch.
Asteroid lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Asteroid lands a right hand.
Asteroid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Malley scores with a nice short uppercut.
Asteroid lands a right hand that snaps the head of Malley backwards.
Malley misses with the head strike.
Asteroid is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Malley is defending well for now.
Asteroid trying to land knees to the body.
Asteroid throws an elbow that misses.
Asteroid throws a punch but it's blocked by Malley.
Asteroid lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Malley.
Malley blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Malley scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Malley lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Asteroid backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Malley takes a shot to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a knee to the head but misses.
Asteroid tries to work over Malley's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Asteroid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Asteroid lands a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Malley scores with a nice short uppercut.
Malley tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for Asteroid.
Asteroid looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Asteroid creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a punch but it's blocked by Malley.

Malley's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Asteroid tries to move into range but Malley moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Asteroid thows a left - swing and a miss!

Malley clinches up with Asteroid and pushes him back against the cage.
Malley softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Malley takes a shot to the head.
Asteroid looking to throw knees to the head but Malley is blocking nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asteroid.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asteroid.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Malley.
Malley tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Malley misses with a punch to the body.
Asteroid missing with knees to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jane Malley dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Malley swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.

Malley gets tackled into the cage by Asteroid. Asteroid maintains the clinch.
Malley tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Asteroid working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Asteroid lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Malley backwards.
Malley goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asteroid.
Asteroid prevents a body shot from Malley.
Asteroid has a couple of punches blocked by Malley.
Asteroid misses with a punch on the inside.
Anabolic Asteroid has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Malley lands a hook to the side of the head.
Malley scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Asteroid takes a shot to the head.
Asteroid missing with knees to the body.
Asteroid missing with knees to the body.
Asteroid digs a right hand underneath Malley's ribcage. Malley let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Asteroid tries to land knees in the clinch but Malley avoids the damage to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Malley.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Asteroid misses with a punch to the body.
Asteroid lands a knee to the body.
Malley working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malley lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a head punch that misses.
Malley working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Malley escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Asteroid on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Malley blocks a head kick by Asteroid.
Malley throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Asteroid stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Asteroid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Malley scores with a spinning back kick!

Malley closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Malley has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Malley has a couple of punches blocked by Asteroid.
Malley lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Asteroid lands a body punch in the clinch.
Asteroid has a couple of punches blocked by Malley.
Malley stalling the fight.
Asteroid lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asteroid working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid lands an elbow that stopped Malley in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Jane Malley has been cut.
Asteroid is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Asteroid is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Malley is defending well for now.
Malley can't find room to land a body shot as Asteroid controls the action.
Asteroid struggles to land a body shot inside as Malley controls his hands.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Asteroid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Malley pushes Asteroid back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Asteroid lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Malley throws a punch but it's blocked by Asteroid.
Asteroid misses with the head strike.
Malley looking to stall.
Malley lands with a light punch inside.
Malley avoiding damage as Asteroid throws knees to the body.
Malley misses with a body punch.
Asteroid throws a knee to the head but misses.
Malley working aggressively here.

Malley breaks from the clinch.
A good leg kick by Malley.
Malley sizes up Asteroid with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Malley cracks Asteroid with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jane Malley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick from Malley, right into the meat of the thigh.
Malley misses with a body shot.
Malley looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Malley thumps Asteroid with a low kick.
Malley has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Malley throws a body punch but Asteroid moves out of range.
Malley darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Malley fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Asteroid on the side of the head.

Asteroid fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Malley, pushing him back against the cage.
Asteroid lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Asteroid working aggressively here.
Asteroid misses with a knee to the head.
Asteroid throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Malleys head.
Asteroid creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Malley's defenses.
Malley digs a right hand into Asteroid's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Asteroid's gas tank.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Malley misses with the head strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malley lands a nice shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from Malley as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Malley tries to work over Asteroid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Malley lands a left hand.
Malley struggles to land a body shot inside as Asteroid controls his hands.
Malley on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Malley throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Malley misses with a hook to the ribs.
Malley swings wildly with an uppercut but Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Asteroid lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Malley.
Malley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Asteroid tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Malley blocks an uppercut.
Malley lands a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Asteroid lands a left hand.
Nice body punch from Malley - that landed with a thud.
Malley tries to work over Asteroid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Malley tries to work over Asteroid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Malley blocks an elbow strike.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jane Malley will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Jane Malley's cut.
That's time! Asteroid's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Malley scores with the left hand. Asteroid knows he should have avoided that one.
Anabolic Asteroid has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jane Malley seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Malley bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Asteroid's head backwards.
Malley throws a nice inside leg kick.
Malley fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Malley is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Asteroid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Asteroid was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Malley throws a looping overhand right but Asteroid ducks down to avoid it.
Malley scoring well with a low kick there.
A low kick from Malley misses

and Asteroid counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Asteroid lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Malley tries a body shot but Asteroid blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Malley misses with a hook to the ribs.
Asteroid lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Malley backwards.
Asteroid lands a shot to the body.
Asteroid lands with a right to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Asteroid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Asteroid lands a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Asteroid.
Malley lands a nice uppercut.
Asteroid lands a left hand that snaps the head of Malley backwards.

Malley is rocked!
Asteroid putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Malley in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Malley is still on wobbly legs! Can Asteroid finish him?
Asteroid lands a right hand that snaps the head of Malley backwards.
Malley takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Asteroid just misses with a elbow thrown towards Malley's brow.
Asteroid scores with a shot to the side of Malley's head.
Malley managing to block the knees to the body from Asteroid.
Malley lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Asteroid.
Malley misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Malley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Asteroid misses with a punch on the inside.
Asteroid lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Malley or not.
Malley avoids the elbow strike from Asteroid, against the cage.
Asteroid tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Malley avoids it.
Malley seems to have recovered his senses.
Nice elbow from Asteroid.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Malley tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Malley lands a hook that snaps the head of Asteroid backwards.
Malley misses with a hook to the ribs.
Asteroid utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid tries to land a knee to the head but Malley blocks with his arms.
Asteroid misses with an elbow over the top.
Malley on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Malley managing to block the knees to the body from Asteroid.
Malley swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Asteroid lands a body shot.
Asteroid tries to throw a body punch but Malley avoids it by throwing Asteroid back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Asteroid fails to land.
A short right from Malley on the inside.

Malley manages to break the clinch.
Malley lands a body shot.
Malley fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Asteroid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Malley checks a low kick from Asteroid.
Malley uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Malley motions for Asteroid to come forward. Malley throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A low kick from Malley misses

and Asteroid moves into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malley swings wildly with an uppercut but Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malley lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Asteroid throws a head punch that misses.
Malley swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Malley manages to break the clinch.
Malley cracks Asteroid with an open hand slap.
Malley swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Malley fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Asteroid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Malley throws a body punch but Asteroid moves out of range.
Malley's corner calls for a 1-2. Malley obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Malley ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Malley throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Asteroid wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Malley throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Asteroid clinches up with Malley and pushes him back against the cage.
A short right from Malley.
Malley cracks Asteroid with a nice body shot.
Asteroid is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Asteroid gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Malley takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Asteroid.
Malley tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Asteroid lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Asteroid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jane Malley is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Malley lands a nice uppercut.
Asteroid struggles to land a body shot inside as Malley controls his hands.
Malley dodges an elbow strike from Asteroid.
Asteroid lands with a short shot to the head.
Asteroid throws a head punch that misses.
Asteroid comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Asteroid lands a knee to the body.
Asteroid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Asteroid tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Anabolic Asteroid.
I think Malley has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jane Malley!
Our winner, Jane Malley, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.