PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Biden (ranked 180 p4p, 1911 weight class) and Killer Kidd (ranked 12 p4p, 156 weight class). Biden comes to the cage accompanied by Side to Side. Joe Biden is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Biden
vs
Kidd

168 cm
34
141
29 - 15 - 1

160 cm
41
138
31 - 11 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Biden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 11 - 3, fighting out of Montreal, Killer Kidd!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Saam Ante and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kidd misses the shot to the body.
Biden avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Biden fires out a quick counter leg kick but Kidd just manages to avoid it.
Kidd connects with a nice looking jab.
Kidd throws out a loose jab but Biden uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biden throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kidd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kidd throws a low kick but it's checked well by Biden.
Biden moves away from the strike by Kidd.
Biden throws a poor cross that misses
and Kidd counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Biden cracks Kidd with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kidd tries to move into range but Biden moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Biden throws a big shot that misses.
Kidd doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Kidd ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Biden looks to throw the jab but Kidd is out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biden checks a leg kick nicely.
Biden lands with a good body shot.
Biden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kidd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kidd only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Biden checks a low kick from Kidd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biden closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Killer Kidd has been cut.
Kidd blocks a leg kick.
A nice side step and Kidd releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A combination from Biden does no damage.
Biden swings widly with a right hand
and Kidd counters with a right hand to the body.
Kidd tries to score with a low kick but Biden moves his leg out of the way.
A big right from Kidd misses.
Kidd lands with a shot to the body.
Kidd blocks the body kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kidd! But no joy.
Kidd takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Biden swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kidd counters with a right hand to the body.
Kidd misses with a looping left.
Biden blocks a head kick by Kidd.
Biden takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biden scores with a jab to the body.
Biden scores with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden lands a right hook to the body.
Biden pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Biden fakes the leg kick and cracks Kidd in the body.
Kidd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kidd on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Biden fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kidd looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Biden defending well as Kidd loads up on a big left hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Biden. That's going to slow Kidd down.
A big left from Kidd misses.
Kidd missing with a left hand there. Biden was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Biden was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Biden moves forwards but Kidd connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Biden takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Biden throws a body shot but no joy.
Biden just misses with a punch to the body.
Kidd looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Kidd connects with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Biden lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kidd has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kidd and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kidd thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kidd takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kidd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kidd throws a body punch but Biden moves out of range.
Biden throws a big counter combination but Kidd scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Biden lands a jab.
Biden is looking to slow Kidd down with leg kicks.
Kidd throws a low kick but Biden moves out of range easily.
Biden appears to be looking for a big counter.
A big left from Biden misses.
Kidd takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kidd gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jab, jab by Biden - just one landing.
Kidd misses with a hook. Biden ducked under it nicely.
Joe Biden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kidd misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biden goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kidd flicks out a counter leg kick but Biden steps away.
Biden lands a slapping body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kidd misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Biden.
Biden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kidd swings for the body but Biden moves out of range.
Kidd punishes Biden's body with a nice straight punch.
Kidd misses with a shot to the body
and Biden connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kidd moves in looking to clinch but Biden pushes him off.
Biden throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kidd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Biden is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kidd tries to score with a low kick but Biden moves his leg out of the way.
Biden slips a straight right by Kidd.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A jab lands there for Biden.
Biden throws a body shot but no joy.
A countering left hand to the body from Kidd misses.
Biden connects with a body shot.
Biden connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kidd's hands.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Biden dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Killer Kidd's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Biden slips a straight right by Kidd.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Kidd might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Biden has got the better of the exchanges.
A lazy left from Biden finds it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biden. Kidd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biden feints and then cracks Kidd's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kidd down.
Kidd uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Biden.
Biden dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kidd throws a lazy right hand but Biden sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That kick from Biden tenderised Kidd's leg. Kidd is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kidd scores with the left hand. Biden knows he should have avoided that one.
Biden lands with a straight right. Kidd didn't see that one coming.
Kidd swings for the body but Biden moves out of range.
Kidd lands a nice looking body shot.
Kidd avoids the body shot from Biden.
Biden digs a good hook to Kidd's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kidd fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Biden looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kidd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Biden sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Biden looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kidd is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Biden.
Kidd misses the jab.
Biden is looking to counter punch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Biden darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kidd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biden.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Biden, as that shot connected.
A low kick from Kidd is predictable there
and Biden makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Biden looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kidd misses with an uppercut
and Biden counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kidd misses with a left hand
and Biden counters with a nice body kick.
Kidd throws a body shot but no joy.
Biden connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kidd. Kidd circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Biden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kidd.
Kidd is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Biden misses with an uppercut. Kidd saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kidd moves forwards but Biden connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Biden lands a nice shot that snaps Kidd's head back.
Biden scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kidd in his tracks.
Biden is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kidd can do to turn this around?
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kidd manages to avoid it.
Kidd swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kidd throws a low kick but Biden moves out of range easily.
Kidd takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A cross from Biden lands.
Kidd doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Kidd throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Biden digs a good hook to Kidd's body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Biden.
Kidd doesn't manage to clinch there - Biden circles away.
It looked like Biden was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Kidd.
Biden fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kidd takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Biden throws a one two combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kidd misses with a left hand
and Biden makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Biden lands with a nice body kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Biden. That's going to slow Kidd down.
Kidd throws a combination that misses
and Biden connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A clash of legs there as Biden blocks the low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Biden misses the target.
Biden lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kidd takes one on the button.
Biden lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kidd will feel that in the morning.
Biden lands a head kick. Kidd smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Kidd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Biden.
Kidd swings for the body but Biden moves out of range.
Biden takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kidd throws a leg kick but Biden checks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biden just misses with a punch to the body.
Kidd doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Biden misses with a low kick.
Biden misses with a wild body shot.
Biden gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kidd.
Kidd has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kidd throws a jab but it's blocked by Biden.
Biden scores with a leg kick.
A big left from Kidd misses.
Kidd throws a leg kick but Biden sees it coming and moves out of range.
Biden throws a body shot but no joy.
Kidd is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Biden with a body shot.
Kidd scores with a punch to the head.
Biden lands a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kidd misses the jab.
Biden bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kidd's head.
Kidd avoids the body shot from Biden.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Biden dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Killer Kidd's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Biden throws a body punch but Kidd moves out of range.
Kidd looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Biden fails to land with a series of punches.
Kidd throws a leg kick but Biden checks it.
Kidd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Biden.
Biden lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A big right from Biden misses.
Kidd ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Biden misses with a few strikes there.
Biden throws a body shot but no joy.
A swing and a miss from Kidd.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Some bone on bone action there as Biden checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Biden thows a left - swing and a miss!
Biden lands a jab.
Biden has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kidd finds it's way round the side to connect with Biden's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kidd missing with a left hand there. Biden was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Joe Biden is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice shot by Kidd.
Sloppy strikes from Biden. Those never looked like landing.
Kidd ducks under a wild hook from Biden.
Biden avoids the body shot from Kidd.
Biden thuds a left hand into Kidd's body.
Kidd's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Biden tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Biden looks to score with a jab to the body but Kidd is just out of range.
Biden connects with a looping right hand.
Good work by Biden as he checks the leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Biden. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Biden.
A low kick from Kidd is predictable there
and Biden counters with a left to the body.
Kidd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kidd throws a sloppy body shot
and Biden counters with a straight right hand.
Killer Kidd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kidd throws out a loose jab but Biden uses good head movement to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kidd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biden moves away.
Danga de danga de dang - Biden scores with a four punch combination!
Biden takes a swing at Kidd's ribcage but misses.
Kidd lands a body shot.
Biden connects with a right hand. Kidd shakes it off.
Kidd attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Kidd works Biden's body with a nice hook.
Kidd walks into a straight right hand from Biden.
Kidd misses with a straight left.
Kidd avoids the body shot from Biden.
Kidd takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Biden bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kidd's head.
Biden scoring well with a low kick there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biden lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Biden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kidd throws a leg kick that is checked
and Biden makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Kidd really felt that one!
Biden avoids the body shot from Kidd.
Kidd throws a quick inside leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Biden.
Kidd fails in his attempt to clinch.
Biden lands a lovely overhand right.
Biden cracks Kidd with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Biden jabs Kidd to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Biden scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Biden scores with a leg kick.
Biden moves away from the strike by Kidd.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd cheers as Biden lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kidd doesn't seem phased though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kidd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kidd has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Biden.
Biden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kidd.
Kidd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biden was well out of range. Poor timing from Kidd.
Biden fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Biden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kidd moves away.
Biden dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kidd. That did some damage!
Biden lands with a good body shot.
Biden's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Biden throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kidd stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kidd throws a looping overhand right but Biden ducks down to avoid it.
Biden bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Kidd throws a chopping leg kick but Biden manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Biden cracks a nice hook into Kidd's ribs.
Biden scores with a jab.
Biden takes a swing at Kidd's ribcage but misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Biden showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Biden has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Biden!
Our winner, Joe Biden, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.