PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Whoopie Bunghole (ranked 25277 p4p, 25472 weight class) and Roderick Gardner (ranked 335 p4p, 330 weight class). Gardner is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Why Can't We Be Friends?. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Bunghole
vs
Gardner

175 cm
18
140
0 - 2 - 0

161 cm
19
140
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Whoopie Bunghole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Roderick Gardner!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bunghole shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Gardner's guard.

Bunghole stands and steps away. Gardner gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

Bunghole is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Gardner's half guard.
Gardner wants to get back to full guard.
Gardner is controlling Bunghole's trapped leg to prevent Bunghole from advancing to side control.
Gardner makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Gardner.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Gardner holds on and takes a little breather.
Gardner wants to sweep but no luck.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gardner keeping moving, preventing Bunghole from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gardner avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Gardner has his foot on Bunghole's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bunghole works his way back into a safe position though.

Bunghole gets to his feet - Gardner follows without any prompting.
Bunghole closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Bunghole clinches with his opponent.

Gardner has clasped his hands together around Bunghole's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Gardner controlling the position from side mount.

Bunghole reaches up around Gardner's neck trying to control. But Gardner takes advantage instantly and he's locked on an arm triangle! Big trouble for Bunghole! Oh that looks nasty! A human being's head is not meant to turn that color! Bunghole is out! He's gone limp! The ref steps in to break the fighters up and Gardner celebrates the victory with the fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Roderick Gardner!
Roderick Gardner looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'i dedicate this fight to the one true king and queen of the universe, whose name is none other than Elvis and Marilyn Monroe. And let's not forget the great red Dragon... Barry White, and Aretha franklin. the Woman clothed with the sun'.