PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Tiramisu (ranked 3179 p4p, 5435 weight class) and Chunk Norris (ranked 320 p4p, 481 weight class). Steven Tiramisu looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Tiramisu
vs
Norris

195 cm
18
259
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
277
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Steven Tiramisu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chunk Norris!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Winston Howard and Ben Watson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tiramisu misses with a combination

so Norris counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

Norris stands up from Tiramisu's guard - Norris perhaps looking for a knockout.
Tiramisu is breathing heavily.
Norris scores with a jab.
Tiramisu walks into a jab.

Norris fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Tiramisu, pushing him back against the cage.
Norris throws a punch but it's blocked by Tiramisu.
Norris misses with the head strike.
Norris lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tiramisu tries to land a knee to the head but Norris blocks with his arms.
Norris is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Norris.

Tiramisu is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Tiramisu's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Tiramisu drops to his knees and Norris pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chunk Norris!
An out of breath Chunk Norris thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.