PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Crazyhorse (ranked 613 p4p, 646 weight class) and Bronze Bomber Chai (ranked 25 p4p, 44 weight class). Crazyhorse comes to the cage accompanied by They Don’t Care About Us. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Crazyhorse
vs
Chai

190 cm
31
224
15 - 12 - 0

201 cm
24
270
10 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, James Crazyhorse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Bronze Bomber Chai!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Chris Saunders and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crazyhorse misses the shot to the body.
Crazyhorse lands a right hook to the body.
Chai tried to score with a low kick but Crazyhorse checks it.
Crazyhorse looks to land a body kick but Chai moved away.
Chai misses with a left hand
and Crazyhorse cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Chai throws a lazy uppercut
and Crazyhorse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crazyhorse throws a lazy uppercut
and Chai counters with a nice uppercut.
Crazyhorse scores with a hook to the body. Chai takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A low kick lands for Chai.
Crazyhorse walks into a straight right hand from Chai.
Chai looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Crazyhorse connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crazyhorse throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've been told by Crazyhorse's head coaches at Point Blanc that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Crazyhorse misses with a body shot.
That kick from Chai tenderised Crazyhorse's leg. Crazyhorse is trying to keep his angry face on.
Chai fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crazyhorse manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Chai. That's going to slow Crazyhorse down.
Chai ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crazyhorse moves away.
Crazyhorse throws a good cross that connects.
Crazyhorse bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crazyhorse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chai manages to avoid it.
Chai swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chai lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Crazyhorse has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Crazyhorse and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Crazyhorse slips under a jab.
Crazyhorse rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Chai counters with a stiff right hand.
A big left from Crazyhorse misses.
Chai throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crazyhorse sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chai misses the jab.
Crazyhorse works the jab nicely.
Crazyhorse connects with a body shot.
Crazyhorse jabs at Chai's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Crazyhorse misses its intended target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crazyhorse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chai was well out of range. Poor timing from Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse with a jab.
Crazyhorse connects with a body shot.
Crazyhorse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crazyhorse lands with a shot to the body.
Crazyhorse scores with a one two! Chai had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Chai misses with a hook. Crazyhorse ducked under it nicely.
Crazyhorse is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Chai throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chai avoids a punch combination nicely.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse throws a body punch but Chai moves out of range.
Chai throws out a loose jab but Crazyhorse uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crazyhorse scores with a nice head shot.
Crazyhorse fails to land with a series of punches.
Chai lands a glancing blow to the side of Crazyhorse's head.
A slow jab from Crazyhorse misses its intended target.
Crazyhorse misses with a body shot.
Chai looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Crazyhorse throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slow jab from Chai misses its intended target.
Crazyhorse cracks Chai with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Crazyhorse throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
James Crazyhorse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crazyhorse changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Chai throws a hook to the side of Crazyhorse's head but Crazyhorse sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chai takes one to the side of the head.
Chai avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crazyhorse listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crazyhorse scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Crazyhorse is looking to wear down Chai with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Crazyhorse avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chai uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse digs a good hook to Chai's body.
Crazyhorse misses with a hook to the body
and Chai counters with a good low kick that Crazyhorse was not able to check.
Crazyhorse throws a body shot but no joy.
Chai avoids the head kick by Crazyhorse.
Chai digs a good body shot into Crazyhorse's ribs.
Crazyhorse takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chai throws an overhand right that lands on Crazyhorse's shoulder, as Crazyhorse tries to avoid the shot.
Chai lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Crazyhorse misses the shot to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

James Crazyhorse dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Crazyhorse misses with a lunging right hand
and Chai counters with a perfectly timed head kick, knocking Crazyhorse out cold! Wow, that took some serious skill and not a little luck! Chai is taking it in his stride though, strolling around like it's no big deal. What a guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bronze Bomber Chai!
A very excited looking Bronze Bomber Chai made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.