PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bam Bam Gigolo (ranked 3358 p4p, 2434 weight class) and Ginger Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus has chosen Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gigolo
vs
Jesus

202 cm
33
275
15 - 7 - 1

195 cm
44
243
26 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bam Bam Gigolo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jesus pushes Gigolo up against the cage in a clinch.
Jesus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gigolos head.
Gigolo displaying some good clinch control by pressing Jesus up against the cage.
Jesus has Gigolo pressed against the cage, preventing Gigolo from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jesus lands a right hand.
Jesus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gigolo is trying to break free.
Gigolo wants to stall.
Gigolo wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jesus lands a nice shot to the body.
Jesus lands a body punch in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A knee to the head by Jesus.

It looks like Bam Bam Gigolo has been cut.
Gigolo is breathing heavily.
Jesus scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jesus works on Gigolo's body with a couple of short punches.
A short left from Jesus.
Jesus is working Gigolo over against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jesus gets through Gigolo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gigolo backwards.
Jesus lands a shoulder strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jesus.
Gigolo throws an elbow that misses.
Jesus has Gigolo pressed against the cage.
Jesus lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jesus cracks Gigolo with a nice body shot.
Jesus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jesus scores with a shot to the side of Gigolo's head.
Jesus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gigolos head.
Jesus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jesus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jesus lands with a light punch inside.
Jesus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gigolo backwards.
Jesus lands a hook that snaps the head of Gigolo backwards.
Jesus lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Gigolo or not.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jesus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Jesus scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jesus lands a hook that snaps the head of Gigolo backwards.
Jesus digs a right hand underneath Gigolo's ribcage. Gigolo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Jesus lands with a right to the head.
Gigolo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jesus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gigolo backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jesus.
Jesus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jesus lands with a light punch inside.
Jesus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short left from Jesus.
Good body shot from Jesus.
Jesus connects with a nasty looking knee right to Gigolo's face.
Jesus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jesus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gigolo backwards.
Jesus lands a left hand.
A shot in the inside from Jesus.
A body shot lands from Jesus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jesus lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jesus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Jesus.
Jesus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gigolo backwards.
Jesus working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Jesus.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jesus creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Jesus with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Jesus scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jesus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jesus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jesus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jesus lands a hook that snaps the head of Gigolo backwards.

Jesus breaks the clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by Jesus as he connects with a hook.

Gigolo is rocked!

Jesus steps into range and cracks Gigolo with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Gigolo flops backwards and Jesus dives into his guard looking to finish!
Oh Gigolo is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Bam Bam Gigolo's cut is getting worse.
Jesus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jesus is looking to work some ground and pound but Gigolo has wrist control.
Jesus throwing strikes but missing.
Gigolo seems to have got his legs back now.
Jesus throwing strikes from guard but Gigolo blocks nicely.
Jesus lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Jesus postures up in Gigolo's guard and throws a big left but Gigolo blocks it.

Gigolo is looking for a triangle but Jesus pushes his legs off easily.
Jesus postures up in Gigolo's guard and throws a big left but Gigolo blocks it.
Gigolo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Gigolo has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jesus can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Jesus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jesus working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jesus postures up in Gigolo's guard and throws a big left but Gigolo blocks it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ginger Jesus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bam Bam Gigolo's cut.
That's time! Gigolo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jesus catches Gigolo napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Gigolo to the canvas!
Gigolo has Jesus pulled in close to control his posture.
Jesus postures up in Gigolo's guard and throws a big left but Gigolo blocks it.
Jesus throwing strikes but missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gigolo wants to stand up but Jesus is controlling him.
Jesus postures up.
Jesus throws a big elbow that misses.
Jesus throwing strikes but missing.
Jesus with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jesus throws a big elbow that misses.
Jesus throws a big right hand that misses.
Jesus is looking to work some ground and pound but Gigolo has wrist control.
Gigolo trying to control the position.
Jesus must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gigolo wants to stand up but Jesus is controlling him.
Gigolo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Jesus with a flurry of punches that miss.
Gigolo avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jesus landing with the ground and pound.
Jesus trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jesus in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jesus throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Gigolo works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jesus working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Gigolo seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jesus in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jesus throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Gigolo works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Gigolo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jesus distracts Gigolo with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Gigolo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jesus postures up in Gigolo's guard and throws a big left but Gigolo blocks it.
Jesus throws a big elbow that misses.
Jesus throws a big elbow that misses.
Gigolo looking to control.
Jesus throwing strikes but missing.
Jesus throws a big right hand that misses.
Jesus in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jesus accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jesus missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Gigolo avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jesus throwing strikes from guard but Gigolo blocks nicely.
Jesus throwing strikes but missing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jesus trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Gigolo wants to stand but Jesus is controlling the position.
Jesus works over Gigolo with some ground and pound from guard.
Gigolo looking for a sweep. Not yet Gigolo, not yet.
Ginger Jesus has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jesus with a flurry of punches that miss.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jesus missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Jesus chips away with some ground and pound.
Gigolo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Jesus scoring with some ground and pound.
Jesus is looking to work some ground and pound but Gigolo has wrist control.
Jesus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jesus throwing strikes from guard but Gigolo blocks nicely.
Jesus with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jesus working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jesus throwing strikes from guard but Gigolo blocks nicely.
Jesus postures up.
Jesus throws an elbow that misses. Gigolo uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jesus's guard. Nice move by Gigolo!

Jesus has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Gigolo is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Gigolo tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Jesus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Gigolo misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ginger Jesus seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Jesus darts in and clinches Gigolo up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jesus scores with a shot to the side of Gigolo's head.
A hook to the body from Jesus.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ginger Jesus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Bam Bam Gigolo's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Jesus has managed to clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Jesus.
Gigolo takes a shot to the head.
Jesus is leaning against Gigolo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jesus lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Jesus.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jesus creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Gigolo is looking to break free of the clinch but Jesus has double underhooks.
A short left from Jesus.
Jesus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Jesus.
Jesus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jesus lands a body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Jesus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jesus smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Bam Bam Gigolo's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jesus steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Gigolo is out on his feet! Jesus sets himself and nearly takes Gigolo's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ginger Jesus!
After winning the bout, Ginger Jesus thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.