PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Okafor (ranked 2970 p4p, 3080 weight class) and Naoise Durnin (ranked 345 p4p, 356 weight class). Durnin comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I'm Shipping Up To Boston by The Dropkick Murphy's kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! John Okafor is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Okafor
vs
Durnin

199 cm
33
243
19 - 20 - 0

197 cm
45
270
32 - 26 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Okafor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 26 - 0, fighting out of New York, Naoise Durnin!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Luis Engracia and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Okafor uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Durnin has time to react.
Okafor connects with a body shot.
Okafor throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Durnin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Okafor.
Okafor lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Okafor looks to land a body kick but Durnin moved away.
Durnin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Okafor uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Durnin.
Durnin throws a right hand that Okafor ducks under and follows up with a left that Okafor also avoids with ease.
Durnin throws a nice outside leg kick.
Okafor throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Durnin tried to score with a low kick but Okafor checks it.
Okafor scores with a crisp jab that stopped Durnin in his tracks.
Okafor misses with a body kick.
Durnin is looking for the big counter here.
Okafor throws a body punch but Durnin moves out of range.
Okafor cracks Durnin with a right hand to the side of the head.
A low kick lands for Durnin.
Durnin misses with a few strikes there.
Okafor was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Okafor looks to land a combination but Durnin avoids it well.
Durnin steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Okafor scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Durnin misses with a wild body shot.
Okafor scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Okafor cracks Durnin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Okafor throws a head kick that misses.
A shot to the liver by Okafor. Beautiful body shot.
Okafor tries a head kick but it misses.
Okafor jabs Durnin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Durnin looks winded!
Durnin throws a shot from downtown. Okafor moves away and avoids it.
A counter left hand to the body from Okafor misses its target.
Okafor lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
John Okafor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Okafor connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Durnin momentarily.
A head kick misses from Okafor.
Durnin ducks right into an uppercut from Okafor.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Okafor checks the leg kick.
Nice body punch from Okafor.
Okafor lands a nice looking body shot.
Okafor circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Durnin drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Okafor follows Durnin to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Okafor!
A victorious John Okafor thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.