PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Herbert Kreischer (ranked 5 p4p, 32 weight class) and Clarence Hoost (ranked 1 p4p, 5 weight class). Kreischer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Kreischer
vs
Hoost

186 cm
29
244
24 - 9 - 0

202 cm
34
279
33 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

NARCOS
Bondi MMA 🏝️

Conviction
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clarence Hoost!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Taro Takaoka and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kreischer lands an overhand right.

It looks like Clarence Hoost has been cut.

Kreischer rushes Hoost and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Hoost manages to break the clinch.
A shot to the body from Kreischer misses
and Hoost cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Herbert Kreischer has been cut.
Kreischer catches Hoost with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kreischer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kreischer lands a body shot.
Kreischer loads up on a big right hand but Hoost slips the punch.
The crowd cheers as Kreischer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hoost doesn't seem phased though.
Kreischer takes a swing at Hoost's ribcage but misses.
Kreischer tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hoost counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kreischer throws a jab when Hoost was well out of range.
Hoost uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kreischer.
Hoost looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreischer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kreischer wants to clinch up but Hoost keeps it at a distance.
Hoost slips a jab from Kreischer.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hoost! But no joy.
Kreischer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kreischer throws a lazy uppercut
and Hoost cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hoost has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kreischer takes a swing at Hoost's ribcage but misses.
Hoost on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hoost gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That has opened up Clarence Hoost's cut even more.
No joy there for Kreischer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hoost! But no joy.
Hoost doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoost swats away the attempt to clinch by Kreischer.
Hoost steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Hoost walks into a jab.
Kreischer digs a good body shot into Hoost's ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kreischer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

The cut above Clarence Hoost's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kreischer swings for the body but Hoost moves out of range.
Hoost looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Kreischer misses the jab.
A punch lands to the side of Hoost 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hoost closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Clarence Hoost's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kreischer, as that shot connected.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Clarence Hoost's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Herbert Kreischer!
Herbert Kreischer retains his heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Herbert Kreischer thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.