PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 1671 p4p, 921 weight class) and Anthony Merel (ranked 149 p4p, 74 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Cuntmara might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to $$ Hoes mad $$. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Cuntmara
vs
Merel

179 cm
36
145
32 - 20 - 3

171 cm
35
152
25 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Fast

Fenrir Fightgear - Anno 2013
NARCOS

Bondi MMA 🏝️
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 20 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anthony Merel!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Dillan Fox and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cuntmara takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Merel throws an overhand right that lands on Cuntmara's shoulder, as Cuntmara tries to avoid the shot.
Merel slips a jab and a cross from Cuntmara.
Merel slips a jab from Cuntmara.
Merel connects with a body shot.
Merel's corner calls for a 1-2. Merel obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Cuntmara throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ibrahim Cuntmara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Merel catches Cuntmara with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Merel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cuntmara was well out of range. Poor timing from Merel.
Merel has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Merel takes a swing at Cuntmara's ribcage but misses.
Merel needs to keep his hands up - Cuntmara had a free shot at his head there.
Merel moves away from the strike by Cuntmara.
Merel moves out of range of the strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cuntmara lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Good shot there by Cuntmara.
A swing and a miss from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Merel slips a jab from Cuntmara.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Merel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cuntmara moves away.
Merel is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cuntmara rather than just go for the knockout.
Merel scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Merel pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Merel fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cuntmara manages to avoid it.
Cuntmara throwing a counter right hand but Merel manages to avoid it.

Merel shoots in and gets a takedown into Cuntmara's guard.
Merel loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Merel drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Cuntmara manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Merel has Cuntmara in his guard.

Cuntmara has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Cuntmara preventing the sweep.
Merel wants to improve his position but instead Cuntmara has moved into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Merel wants to get back to full guard but Cuntmara has passed into side control.
Merel is trying to get back to half guard.
Merel struggling a bit here.

Cuntmara decides to stand back up. Cuntmara steps back and let's Merel get back to his feet.
Cuntmara moves away from the strike by Merel.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cuntmara lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cuntmara displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Merel throws out the jab.
Cuntmara appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Cuntmara looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara's jab looks to have found its range, popping Merel under the eye.
Merel throws a body punch but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Nice shot by Cuntmara.

It looks like Anthony Merel has been cut.
Merel staying out of range there.
Some wild striking there from Cuntmara.
Ibrahim Cuntmara is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Merel jabs at Cuntmara's body.
The crowd cheers as Merel lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cuntmara doesn't seem phased though.
Cuntmara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Merel on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Merel displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cuntmara throws out the jab.
Merel avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Merel lands an overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Merel takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Merel will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Merel missing with a left hand there. Cuntmara was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Merel defending well as Cuntmara loads up on a big left hand.
Merel avoids the body shot from Cuntmara.
The fighters circling - Merel throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cuntmara slips under a jab.
Cuntmara misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cuntmara connects with a single shot there.
Cuntmara connects with a body shot that sends Merel's belly button to the back.
Cuntmara lands a nice leg kick that just misses Merel's sensitive parts.
Cuntmara cracks Merel with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Merel is rocked!
Merel takes a jab right on the kisser.
Merel is still on wobbly legs! Can Cuntmara finish him?
Merel gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ibrahim Cuntmara!
After the fight, Ibrahim Cuntmara was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.