PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Caleb DeCoteau (ranked 2145 p4p, 3225 weight class) and Taistelu Jaska (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jaska has chosen Taistelu Jaska Theme from youtube as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Taistelu Jaska is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

DeCoteau
vs
Jaska

190 cm
33
220
14 - 14 - 1

192 cm
22
217
5 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Caleb DeCoteau!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Taistelu Jaska!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DeCoteau looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
DeCoteau looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
DeCoteau looks to land a combination. Jaska sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
DeCoteau misses with a few strikes there.
Jaska unleashes a big counter combination but DeCoteau bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.

DeCoteau lands a left and a right that send Jaska crashing to the mat, dazed. DeCoteau thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Jaska is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
DeCoteau cracks Jaska with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Jaska falls to his knees and DeCoteau doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Caleb DeCoteau!
In defeat, Taistelu Jaska stepped up to the mic, saying 'Well.. atleast I have h*es.'.