PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dewey Decimal (ranked 2247 p4p, 3280 weight class) and Klay Dee (ranked 157 p4p, 220 weight class). Decimal kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Dewey Decimal Rap. Dee has chosen Death Patrol by Destroyer as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Decimal
vs
Dee

150 cm
36
136
30 - 20 - 0

175 cm
44
142
40 - 26 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Groove Gear

Urban Fighter
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dewey Decimal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 26 - 0, fighting out of New York, Klay Dee!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Jeff Smith and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dee misses with a wild body shot.
Decimal takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Decimal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dee.
Decimal lands a really nice looking cross but Dee seems unphased.
Decimal has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A combination from Dee does no damage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dee. Decimal does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dee pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Good leg kick by Decimal.
Dewey Decimal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice leg kick from Decimal, right into the meat of the thigh.
Decimal connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dee moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Decimal misses with a looping left.
Decimal scores with a leg kick.
Decimal connects with a leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dee on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Decimal lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Dee backs up against the cage.
Dee takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Decimal scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Decimal lands a lovely overhand right.
Decimal throws a body shot but no joy.
Decimal misses with a leg kick
and Dee connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Decimal ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dee moves away.
Decimal throws a hook but Dee blocks it.
Dee misses with a hook. Decimal ducked under it nicely.
Dee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Decimal moves away.
Decimal takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dee throws the left hand but Decimal avoids the punch easily.
Decimal is looking to counter punch.
Decimal lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Decimal is looking to slow Dee down with leg kicks.
Decimal misses the jab.
Decimal scores with a nice right hand.
A jab from Decimal misses.
Dee throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dee ducks under a wild hook from Decimal.
Dee misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dee misses with a wild body shot.
Dee misses with a double jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Decimal throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Decimal misses.
Decimal throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dee on the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Decimal lands a glancing blow to the side of Dee's head.
Dee throws a looping overhand right but Decimal ducks down to avoid it.
Dee throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Decimal.
Decimal loads up on a big right hand but Dee slips the punch.
Decimal moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDee.
Decimal throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dee makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Decimal. That snapped Dee's head back.
Decimal changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Decimal throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dee feints a jab promting Decimal to slip. Dee then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Decimal slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Dee works Decimal's body with a nice hook.
Decimal scores with a leg kick.
Dee cracks Decimal with a good jab.
Dee pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dee misses with a low kick.
Decimal staying out of range there.
Decimal with the inside leg kick.
Decimal scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dee with the inside leg kick.
Decimal misses with an uppercut. Dee saw that one coming.
Decimal bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dee's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A swing and a miss from Decimal.
Dee unleashes a big counter combination but Decimal bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Decimal scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dee moves out of range as Decimal strikes.
Decimal defending well as Dee loads up on a big left hand.
A punch combination from Dee misses.
Dee on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Decimal. Decimal obviously looking to wear him down.
The fighters circling - Decimal throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dee misses with a hook. Decimal ducked under it nicely.
Dee moves out of range as Decimal strikes.
Dee gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Decimal moves away.
Decimal connects with a solid leg kick.
Dee throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Decimal to counter with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Decimal connects with a nice looking jab.
Decimal lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dee throws a head kick but Decimal moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick lands for Decimal.
Dee throws a right and a left that Decimal avoids nicely.
Decimal lands a nice looking body shot.
Decimal moves away from the strike by Dee.
Decimal misses with a looping left.
Dee is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Dee pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Decimal scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Decimal cracks Dee with an open hand slap.
Dee slips a jab from Decimal.
Dee misses with a body kick.
Decimal looks to score with a jab to the body but Dee is just out of range.
Decimal throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Decimal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dee.
Dee lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Decimal scores with a leg kick.
Decimal misses with a wild body shot.
Decimal throws a good cross that connects.
Decimal slips under a jab.
Decimal throwing a counter right hand but Dee manages to avoid it.
Decimal fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dewey Decimal dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Decimal moves away from the strike by Dee.
Decimal swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dee slips under a jab from Decimal.
Dee on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Decimal is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dee can do to turn this around?
Dee ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dee takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Decimal throws a hook but Dee avoids it easily.
Klay Dee is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Decimal moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Decimal dodges the punch combination from Dee.
Dee scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Decimal with a nice cross.
Dee has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Decimal dodges the punch combination from Dee.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dee fails to land with a series of punches.
Decimal fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dee motions for Decimal to come forward. Dee throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dee looks to land a left hand but Decimal moved out of range nicely.
Decimal misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dee replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Decimal blocks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Decimal throws a shot from downtown. Dee moves away and avoids it.
Dee moves away from the strike by Decimal.
Dewey Decimal is winning the standup battle so far.
Decimal connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Decimal connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Decimal tests Dee's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Decimal swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dee! But no joy.
Decimal throws a nice inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Dee.
Dee scores with a jab to the jaw.
Decimal throws a lazy right hand but Dee sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dee throws a head kick but Decimal moves out of range.
Decimal has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Decimal jabs at Dee's body.
Decimal connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dee's hands.
Decimal throws a nice inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Decimal jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dee motions for Decimal to come forward. Dee throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dee slips a straight right by Decimal.
Dee walks into a straight right hand from Decimal.
Dee on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dee misses with a low kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Decimal lunges at Dee with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dee's hand.
Decimal misses with a hook.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Decimal, as that shot connected.
Decimal scores with the left hand. Dee knows he should have avoided that one.
Decimal slips under a jab.
Decimal ducks under a wild hook from Dee.
Dee slips a jab from Decimal.
Decimal moves away from the strike by Dee.
Decimal swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dee misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Decimal with the inside leg kick.
Decimal throws a jab but it's blocked by Dee.
Decimal lands with a thumping leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Decimal there.
Dee misses with a wild body shot.
Decimal swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dee walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A telegraphed right hand from Decimal misses the target.
Dee throws a counter combo.
Decimal keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dee fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Decimal digs a good body shot into Dee's ribs.
No joy there for Dee, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Decimal changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice jab there from Decimal.
Dee throws a lazy uppercut
and Dee takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dee tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dee is breathing heavily.
Decimal moves out of range of the strikes.
Dee slips under a jab from Decimal.
Decimal connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dee misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Decimal.
Decimal seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Dee with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Decimal to score with a decent uppercut.
Decimal fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Decimal was well out of range. Poor timing from Dee.
Decimal digs a good hook to Dee's body.
Decimal lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dee's sensitive parts.
Dee on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Decimal. Decimal obviously looking to wear him down.
Decimal feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dees jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Decimal, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Decimal is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dee.
Nice shot by Decimal.
Decimal bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dee moves out of range as Decimal strikes.
Dee is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Dee ducks under a wild hook from Decimal.
Dee takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A slapping leg kick lands for Decimal.
Dee is looking to chop away at Decimal's legs.
Dee moves away from the strike by Decimal.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Dee might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Decimal has got the better of the exchanges.
Decimal throws a shot to the body.
Decimal missing with a left hand there. Dee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dee takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The fighters circling - Decimal throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Decimal misses with a straight left.
Despite the aggression on Dee's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Dee gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A big left from Dee misses.
Dee pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dewey Decimal dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Decimal jabs Dee to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Decimal misses with a hook. Dee ducked under it nicely.
Dee throws a jab but it's blocked by Decimal.
Decimal works the jab nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Dee misses the target.
Dee on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Decimal throws a jab but it's blocked by Dee.
A head kick misses from Dee.
A lazy left from Decimal finds it's target.
Decimal scores with a decent looking hook.
Decimal uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dee.
Dee swinging wildly here.
Decimal tried to counter with a leg kick but Dee avoided it.
Dee ducks under a wild hook from Decimal.
Dee blocks a jab.
A big right from Decimal misses.
Dee is looking for the big counter here.
Decimal with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Decimal throws a hook but Dee avoids it easily.
Decimal chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Decimal.
Dee needs to keep his hands up - Decimal had a free shot at his head there.
Decimal walks into a left hand.
Decimal looks to land a right hand but Dee moved out of range.
Dee throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Decimal cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Decimal.
Decimal digs a good body shot into Dee's ribs.
Dee throws a sloppy head kick and Decimal moves out of range easily.
Decimal showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dee.
Decimal avoids the head kick by Dee.
Dee takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dee has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Dee moves out of range as Decimal strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Decimal getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Decimal throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dee sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Decimal looks to land a combination but Dee avoids it well.
Dee throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Decimal lunges at Dee with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dee's hand.
A left lands for Decimal.
Dee walks into a straight right hand from Decimal.
A telegraphed right hand from Decimal misses the target.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Decimal.
Dee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Decimal.
A telegraphed right hand from Decimal misses the target.
Decimal connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A low kick lands for Decimal.
The fighters circle momentarily. Decimal darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Decimal scoring well with a low kick there.
Decimal moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Decimal lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dee at a distance.
A good leg kick by Decimal.
Dee ducks under a wild hook from Decimal.
Decimal throws a hook but Dee avoids it easily.
Decimal jabs Dee right on the nose. Dee blinks but takes it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dee lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Decimal has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Decimal and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Decimal misses with a wild body shot.
Dee throws out a counter right but Decimal avoids it with no problem.
Decimal throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dee is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Decimal misses the shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Decimal.
Dee scores with a decent looking hook.
Klay Dee has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Decimal throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dee stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dee takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Decimal throws a hook but Dee blocks it.
Dee throws a lazy body kick
and Decimal counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Decimal lands with a shot to the body.
Decimal lands with a nice body punch.
Decimal throws a jab but it's blocked by Dee.
Dee avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Decimal moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDee.
Decimal throws a quick inside leg kick.
Decimal jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dee on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Decimal cracks Dee with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Decimal.
Dee throws a sloppy head kick and Decimal moves out of range easily.
Decimal throws a lazy right hand but Dee sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dee is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Decimal throws out a loose jab but Dee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dee feints a counter leg kick.
Decimal moves away from the strike by Dee.
Dee takes one to the side of the head.
Decimal lands a right hook to the body.
Dee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Decimal.
Dee throws a solid leg kick but Decimal takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dee.
Dee just misses with a punch to the body.
Dee fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Decimal looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice defenses there by Decimal.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Decimal throws a series of strikes that have Dee backpedaling.
A swing and a miss from Decimal.
Decimal uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dee.
Decimal appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Dewey Decimal is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Decimal scores with a jab to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dewey Decimal showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Decimal has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dewey Decimal!
After winning the bout, Dewey Decimal thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.