PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ziggy Stardust (ranked 697 p4p, 1757 weight class) and Wesley Clark (ranked 94 p4p, 222 weight class). Stardust comes to the cage accompanied by Starman. Ziggy Stardust is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Stardust
vs
Clark

178 cm
34
170
26 - 14 - 0

183 cm
36
168
20 - 17 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ziggy Stardust!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Wesley Clark!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Albert Achterberg and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clark lands a jab to the nose.
Stardust has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Clark.
A decent looking cross lands there for Clark.
Clark bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stardust looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Clark scores with a punch to the head.
Clark throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Clark tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Clark chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Clark.
Clark scores with a decent looking hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stardust moves out of range as Clark strikes.
Wesley Clark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stardust scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Clark misses with a head kick.
Stardust throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Wesley Clark has been cut.
Clark tries to move into range but Stardust moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

Clark is rocked!
BOOM! Stardust lands a beautiful left hook that drops Clark. Clark tries to recover but Stardust is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Clark lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ziggy Stardust!
A very excited looking Ziggy Stardust made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.