PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ngozi Chai (ranked 145 p4p, 282 weight class) and Gunner Bond (ranked 20 p4p, 36 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Gunner Bond was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Chai
vs
Bond

185 cm
23
185
9 - 0 - 0

180 cm
24
175
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Conviction

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Ngozi Chai!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gunner Bond!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Yves DeLean and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bond lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Bond gets tackled into the cage by Chai. Chai maintains the clinch.
Bond misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Chai fails to land.
Bond struggles to land a body shot inside as Chai controls his hands.
Bond throws a head punch that misses.
Bond blocks an uppercut.
Bond misses with a body punch.
Bond scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bond.

Chai escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bond ducks under a wild hook from Chai.
Bond avoids the head kick by Chai.
Bond throws out a counter right but Chai avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bond throws a sloppy head kick
and Chai counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Gunner Bond has been cut.
Chai dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bond misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chai.
Chai looks to land a right hand but Bond moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chai throws a sloppy body shot
and Bond counters with a nice low kick that buckles Chai's knee momentarily.
Chai looks to throw a body kick
and Bond counters with an inside leg kick.
Bond lands a jab.
Chai throws a leg kick
and Bond counters with a good, hard body kick but Chai shrugs it off.
Bond throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bond throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Bond is looking to score with low kicks.
Chai thumps Bond with a low kick.
Chai misses with a straight right.
Bond throws out a counter right but Chai avoids it with no problem.

Bond lands a big uppercut and Chai crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Chai looks OK. Bond waves Chai back to his feet!

Chai is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chai tries to clinch but Bond moves away
and Bond counters with a head kick from the bowels of hell that crumples Chai! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gunner Bond!
Gunner Bond is the new welterweight champion!
A relieved looking Gunner Bond thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.