PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Judah Christ (ranked 2673 p4p, 3177 weight class) and Better Dead (ranked 342 p4p, 386 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Christ
vs
Dead

185 cm
28
166
10 - 10 - 0

190 cm
35
162
18 - 22 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Judah Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Better Dead!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Albert Achterberg and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ throws a hook but Dead blocks it.
Dead lands with an overhand left.

It looks like Judah Christ has been cut.
Christ throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dead's head.

It looks like Better Dead has been cut.
Dead throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Christ.
Christ pushes Dead away with a front kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Christ!
Dead throws out a loose jab but Christ uses good head movement to avoid it.
A good leg kick by Christ.

Christ takes the fight into the clinch.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Christ blocking some punches.
Christ lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Christ breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dead misses with the combination.
Christ scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dead misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dead throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Christ sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Christ jabs at Dead's body.
Dead ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Christ moves away.
Christ lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dead at a distance.
Dead looks winded!
Christ thuds his shin into the meat of Dead's side.
Christ moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Christ with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Christ lands a head kick!
Christ connects with a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Christ.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Christ scores with a head kick. Dead tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Christ fakes the leg kick and cracks Dead in the body.
Christ lands a slapping body shot.
Whack! Christ lands a heavy head kick that drops Dead. The ref tackles Christ to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Dead was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Judah Christ!
After winning the bout, Judah Christ thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.