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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Russian (ranked 647 p4p, 2669 weight class) and Professor Dickweed (ranked 84 p4p, 314 weight class). Professor Dickweed looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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265
18 - 1 - 0 |
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13 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Big Russian!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Professor Dickweed!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Russian wants to clinch.
Russian moves into the clinch.
Dickweed blocking some punches.
Russian lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dickweed is struggling to control the position.
Russian misses with the head strike.
A short right from Russian on the inside.
Dickweed looks winded!
Russian working some nice short punches in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Russian lands with a light punch inside.
Russian has a couple of punches blocked by Dickweed.
Dickweed blocking some punches.
Russian scores with a nice hook to the head.
Russian drops Dickweed onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Dickweed is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Dickweed is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Russian misses with a punch on the inside.
Dickweed is still on wobbly legs! Can Russian finish him?
Russian misses with some punches.
Russian misses with the head strike.
Russian misses with a punch on the inside.
Russian misses with some punches.
Dickweed blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Russian misses with some punches.
Russian working aggressively here.
Russian throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickweed.
Dickweed blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dickweed.
Dickweed blocking some punches.
Russian misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Russian fails to land.
Russian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Russian swings wildly with an uppercut but Dickweed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dickweed seems to have recovered his senses.
Dickweed's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Russian lands a hook that snaps the head of Dickweed backwards.
Russian misses with a hook from the clinch.
Russian avoids a wild elbow strike from Dickweed.
Russian lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Dickweed to his knees! Russian keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Big Russian!
Big Russian seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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