PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Russian (ranked 751 p4p, 2441 weight class) and Professor Dickweed (ranked 96 p4p, 291 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Russian
vs
Dickweed

200 cm
26
265
17 - 1 - 0

175 cm
49
225
13 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Big Russian!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Professor Dickweed!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Anthony Taglia and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Russian fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dickweed, pushing him back against the cage.
Russian lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Russian.
Russian lands a hook that snaps the head of Dickweed backwards.
Dickweed looks winded!
Russian scores with a shot to the side of Dickweed's head.
Russian lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dickweed backwards.
Russian lands a hook to the side of the head.
Russian lands a shoulder strike.

Dickweed is rocked!
Russian pushes Dickweed against the cage. Russian is working some dirty boxing. Russian pushes off with a quick right hook! Dickweed goes down! Dickweed tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Russian moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Big Russian!
Big Russian retains his heavyweight title!
A victorious Big Russian thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.