PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lurch Addams (ranked 1356 p4p, 1537 weight class) and Torraso Fisticuffs (ranked 79 p4p, 89 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Fisticuffs's choice of entrance music: All Eyez On Me - Tupac. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Addams
vs
Fisticuffs

225 cm
39
280
14 - 9 - 1

207 cm
36
290
15 - 18 - 0

Great wrestler
Brawler
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Sakura Style

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lurch Addams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Torraso Fisticuffs!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Topper Green and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Addams is trying hard to land a takedown here. Fisticuffs sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Addams tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fisticuffs sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Addams somewhat.
Addams with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Fisticuffs to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Lurch Addams has been cut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lurch Addams. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Addams has a takedown stuffed.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Fisticuffs! But no joy.

Fisticuffs fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Addams, pushing him back against the cage.
Fisticuffs on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Addams fails to pull guard.
Fisticuffs lands with a short shot to the head.
Addams tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fisticuffs's elbow.
Addams is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Fisticuffs lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fisticuffs lands a left hand that snaps the head of Addams backwards.
Fisticuffs pushes Addams back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fisticuffs pushes Addams back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fisticuffs lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Addams breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Addams really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Addams moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

Lurch Addams's cut is getting worse.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fisticuffs scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Fisticuffs.
Addams is breathing heavily.
Fisticuffs lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fisticuffs lands a nice uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fisticuffs.

Lurch Addams's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Fisticuffs lands a right hand.
Addams tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Fisticuffs makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Addams looking to stall.
Fisticuffs lands a right hand that snaps the head of Addams backwards.
Fisticuffs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fisticuffs is working Addams over against the cage.
Fisticuffs softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Still in the clinch, Fisticuffs scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fisticuffs.
Fisticuffs lands an uppercut.
Fisticuffs lands a hook that snaps the head of Addams backwards.

Jeez, Lurch Addams's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Fisticuffs lands a body punch.
Fisticuffs lands a left hand.
Fisticuffs lands a body punch.
Fisticuffs lands a right hand that snaps the head of Addams backwards.

Addams is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fisticuffs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Oh Addams is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lurch Addams's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Torraso Fisticuffs!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Torraso Fisticuffs made sure he mentioned Mythical Fighter, along with how happy he was to win his fight.