PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jorlan Vieira (ranked 1059 p4p, 1497 weight class) and James Crazyhorse (ranked 58 p4p, 58 weight class). Crazyhorse has chosen They Don’t Care About Us as his entrance music. Jorlan Vieira has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Vieira
vs
Crazyhorse

188 cm
35
275
23 - 17 - 0

190 cm
29
224
10 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jorlan Vieira!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, James Crazyhorse!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Topper Green and Ben Watson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crazyhorse smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Vieira misses with a double jab.
Vieira throws a low kick but it's checked well by Crazyhorse.
Vieira misses with a straight right.
Crazyhorse pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Crazyhorse feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Vieiras jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Vieira misses with a left hand
and Crazyhorse counters with a nice body shot.
Vieira looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Crazyhorse connects with a single shot there.
Crazyhorse throws a shot from downtown. Vieira moves away and avoids it.
Vieira takes one to the chin there.
Crazyhorse throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Crazyhorse takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crazyhorse avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vieira throws an overhand right that lands on Crazyhorse's shoulder, as Crazyhorse tries to avoid the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vieira throws a big shot that misses.
A head kick misses from Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse throws a big shot that misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Vieira misses the target.
A big right from Crazyhorse misses.
Crazyhorse scores with a jab to the head.
Crazyhorse missing with a left hand there. Vieira was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Vieira throws an off balance right hand
letting Crazyhorse counter with a right hand.
Vieira loads up on a big right hand but Crazyhorse slips the punch.
Crazyhorse looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nice defenses there by Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse pivots, looking for a leg kick but Vieira is out of range and Crazyhorse settles back down.
Crazyhorse lands a body shot.
Vieira loads up on a big right hand but Crazyhorse slips the punch.
Crazyhorse has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vieira lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Crazyhorse lands with a good body shot.
Crazyhorse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crazyhorse explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Crazyhorse ducks under a wild hook from Vieira.
Crazyhorse scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Vieira doesn't seem bothered though.
Crazyhorse lands a slapping body shot.
Vieira pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Crazyhorse darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Vieira ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crazyhorse throws a head kick but Vieira moves out of range.
Vieira misses with a body shot
and Vieira takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vieira loads up on a big right hand but Crazyhorse slips the punch.
Vieira gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Vieira takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Vieira throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crazyhorse sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crazyhorse scores with a jab. Vieira acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Some wild striking there from Vieira.
A nice side step and Crazyhorse releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Crazyhorse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vieira moves away.
Crazyhorse moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Vieira ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Vieira throws out a loose jab but Crazyhorse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crazyhorse dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vieira clobbers Crazyhorse with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Vieira uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Crazyhorse.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crazyhorse lands with a nice combination. Vieira backs away looking to recover.
Crazyhorse moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Vieira jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crazyhorse lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Vieira throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Crazyhorse counters with a solid body kick.
Vieira is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Crazyhorse lands a jab to Vieira's midsection.
Vieira takes one to the chin there.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Crazyhorse.
Vieira throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Crazyhorse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

James Crazyhorse dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Crazyhorse throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Vieira misses with a body shot.
Vieira swings for the body but Crazyhorse moves out of range.
Vieira throws a left and a right that both miss
and Crazyhorse counters with a stiff right hand.
Crazyhorse dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Crazyhorse ducks right into an uppercut from Vieira.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Vieira might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Crazyhorse looks to score with a jab to the body but Vieira is just out of range.
Vieira was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Vieira moves forwards but Crazyhorse connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crazyhorse throws a shot from downtown. Vieira moves away and avoids it.
Crazyhorse missing with a left hand there. Vieira was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Vieira is looking to counter punch.
Vieira staying out of range there.
Vieira slips under a jab from Crazyhorse.
Vieira tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Crazyhorse manages to circle out of the way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Crazyhorse misses
and Vieira counters with a straight right hand.
Crazyhorse bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Vieira's head.
Vieira throws a right and a left that Crazyhorse avoids nicely.
Crazyhorse counters with a body kick.
Crazyhorse throws a body shot but no joy.
Crazyhorse lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Crazyhorse defending well as Vieira loads up on a big left hand.
Vieira throws a right hand that Crazyhorse ducks under and follows up with a left that Crazyhorse also avoids with ease.
Vieira gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Crazyhorse on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Vieira takes a swing at Crazyhorse's ribcage but misses.
Vieira keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crazyhorse.
Vieira is looking to counter the offense by Crazyhorse and move into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crazyhorse misses the shot to the body.
Crazyhorse lands with a nice body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vieira throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crazyhorse sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Crazyhorse misses.
Vieira misses with a looping right.
Vieira blocks a jab.
Crazyhorse cracks a nice hook into Vieira's ribs.
Vieira cracks Crazyhorse with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Crazyhorse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vieira was well out of range. Poor timing from Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vieira.
Nice body punch from Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse throws a head kick but Vieira moves out of range.
Crazyhorse has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Vieira keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vieira takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Vieira takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Vieira uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse throws a body shot but no joy.
Vieira takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A lazy left from Crazyhorse finds it's target.
Vieira stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Crazyhorse.
A head kick misses from Crazyhorse.
Vieira is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse is looking to land body kicks.
Vieira is looking to counter punch.
Crazyhorse lands a nice hook to Vieira's body. Vieira takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A big right from Vieira misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Crazyhorse lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Vieira has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Vieira and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Crazyhorse lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
James Crazyhorse seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Crazyhorse throws a body shot but no joy.
Crazyhorse misses the shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vieira needs to keep his hands up - Crazyhorse had a free shot at his head there.
Vieira looks to score with a jab to the body but Crazyhorse is just out of range.
Crazyhorse misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vieira.
Vieira throws a jab but it's blocked by Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vieira was well out of range. Poor timing from Crazyhorse.
Vieira was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Vieira throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Vieira avoids the body shot from Crazyhorse.
Vieira swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

James Crazyhorse showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Crazyhorse scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A jab from Crazyhorse does it's job there.
Vieira motions for Crazyhorse to come forward. Vieira throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Crazyhorse looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Vieira looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Crazyhorse connects with a nice looking jab.
Crazyhorse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crazyhorse throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Vieira swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Crazyhorse cracks Vieira with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Vieira displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vieira misses with an uppercut.
Vieira moves out of range as Crazyhorse throws a body kick.
Crazyhorse looks to score with a jab to the body but Vieira is just out of range.
Crazyhorse lands with a good body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vieira is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Crazyhorse cracks Vieira with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Crazyhorse lands with a nice body punch.
Crazyhorse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Vieira wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Crazyhorse missing with a left hand there. Vieira was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Vieira swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crazyhorse swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crazyhorse just misses with a punch to the body.
Crazyhorse blocks a jab.
Crazyhorse throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crazyhorse staying out of range there.
Crazyhorse steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
James Crazyhorse is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crazyhorse throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Crazyhorse misses with a head kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Crazyhorse finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Vieira misses with an uppercut. Crazyhorse saw that one coming.
Crazyhorse throws a head kick that half lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crazyhorse swings for the body but Vieira moves out of range.
Crazyhorse lands a slapping body shot.
Crazyhorse works Vieira's body with a nice hook.
Crazyhorse misses with a body kick.
Crazyhorse goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Vieira swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Vieira throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vieira looks to land a left hand but Crazyhorse moved out of range nicely.
Crazyhorse listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Crazyhorse keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Vieira slips a jab from Crazyhorse.
Nice shot by Crazyhorse.
Vieira moves out of range of the body kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Crazyhorse lands a nice shot that snaps Vieira's head back.
Vieira takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Crazyhorse lands with a straight right. Vieira didn't see that one coming.
Decent striking displayed by Crazyhorse there.
Crazyhorse fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Vieira looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crazyhorse connects with a body shot that sends Vieira's belly button to the back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vieira throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crazyhorse sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crazyhorse scores with a head kick. Vieira tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Jab by Crazyhorse.
Vieira looks to throw the jab but Crazyhorse is out of range.
Vieira throws a lazy right hand but Crazyhorse sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A cross from Crazyhorse lands.
Crazyhorse scores with a hook.
Crazyhorse tries a head kick but it misses.
Vieira throws a solid leg kick but Crazyhorse takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Vieira.
Jorlan Vieira has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Vieira misses the jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
James Crazyhorse comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Crazyhorse has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 27:30
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... James Crazyhorse!
During a confident post fight interview, James Crazyhorse thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.