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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 240 p4p, 1577 weight class) and Obama Filth (ranked 31 p4p, 223 weight class). Filth has chosen Beat the Bastards as his entrance music. Obama Filth has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Obama Filth!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Filth needs to keep his hands up - Lang had a free shot at his head there.
Lang uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Filth.
Filth looks to score with a jab to the body but Lang is just out of range.
Lang swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Filth scores with a decent looking hook.
Filth fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lang with the inside leg kick.
Lang ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Filth moves away.
Lang tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Filth was well out of range. Poor timing from Lang.
Lang getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Lang bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Filth's head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lang. That's going to slow Filth down.
Filth has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Lang.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lang avoids a punch combination nicely.
Filth misses with a hook
and Lang counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Filth throws a hook but Lang blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Lang.
An inside leg kick from Lang misses.
Filth tries to bum rush Lang with a series of wild strikes but Lang uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Filth chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lang can pounce on him.
Filth connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lang momentarily.
Lang tries to land a front kick but Filth steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lang throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Filth on the side of the head.
A big right from Filth misses.
Filth wants to clinch.
Lang throwing a counter right hand but Filth manages to avoid it.
Lang jabs Filth right on the nose. Filth blinks but takes it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filth misses with a looping right.
A telegraphed right hand from Filth misses the target.
Lang throws a quick counter kick to the body but Filth avoids it.
Filth moves out of range of the body kick from Lang.
Filth throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Filth moves in looking to clinch but Lang pushes him off.
Filth swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Lang throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lang lands a nice shot to the body.
Filth lands a leg kick that knocks Lang off balance momentarily.
Lang looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lang throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lang fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Filth manages to avoid it.
Lang on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Filth uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lang.
Filth moves out of range as Lang strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filth tries a low kick but Lang avoids it.
Lang throws a leg kick
and Filth counters with a straight right hand.
Filth has closed the distance and engaged Lang in a clinch.
Filth stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Lang slows down the pace here.
Lang tries to throw a body punch but Filth avoids it by throwing Lang back against the cage.
Lang throws a punch but it's blocked by Filth.
Filth pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Filth misses with a body kick.
Lang misses with a straight left.
Lang moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Lang throws a leg kick that misses.
Lang looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Filth swinging wildly here.
A counter left hand to the body from Lang misses its target.
Jab by Lang.
Filth misses with a wild body shot.
Lang scores with a nice right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lang swats away the attempt to clinch by Filth.
It looks like Lang has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Lang is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A low kick from Lang misses
and Filth counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Filth throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lang circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lang pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lang lands a nice looking kick to the body. Filth takes a step back to recover.
Filth takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Clubber Lang dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Filth looks to throw the jab but Lang is out of range.
Lang throws a quick counter kick to the body but Filth avoids it.
Lang throws out a loose jab but Filth uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice leg kick from Lang, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lang gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lang scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Filth throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Lang counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Filth lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Sloppy strikes from Filth. Those never looked like landing.
Lang closes the distance and pushes Filth back into the cage.
Lang working aggressively here.
Lang scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lang lands a body shot in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lang lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Filth misses with a hook from the clinch.
Filth is trying to maintain a safe position but Lang gets an underhook and turns Filth into the cage.
Lang working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lang scores with a shoulder strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Lang lands a right hand that snaps the head of Filth backwards.
Lang lands a nice uppercut.
Lang slows down the pace here.
Filth throws a punch but it's blocked by Lang.
Lang lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Filth stalling the fight.
A left hand lands to the body for Lang.
Lang is working Filth over against the cage.
Clubber Lang has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Filth is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Filth swings wildly with an uppercut but Lang uses good head movement to avoid it.
Filth blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lang can't find room to land a body shot as Filth controls the action.
Lang lands a hook that snaps the head of Filth backwards.
Filth lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filth tries to stall but Lang uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Lang lands a nice uppercut.
Lang lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right hook to the body lands for Lang.
Lang tries to work over Filth's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lang creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Filth misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lang is struggling to control the position.
Lang effectively controlling the action here.
Filth is trying to maintain a safe position but Lang gets an underhook and turns Filth into the cage.
Lang lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Lang lands a body shot.
Filth misses with a hook to the ribs.
Filth tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Filth prevents a body shot from Lang.
Lang displaying some good clinch control by pressing Filth up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filth is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Lang throws a head punch that misses.
A right hand to the body from Lang.
Lang misses with a punch on the inside.
Lang leaning his opponent against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Lang scores with a shot to the side of Filth's head.
Lang is working Filth over against the cage.
Nice body punch from Filth.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Lang prevents Filth from breaking the clinch.
Filth trying to stall but Lang improves his position.
Lang fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Filth misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Filth's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lang creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Filth breaks the clinch.
Lang feints and then cracks Filth's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Filth down.
Lang lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Filth pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lang swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lang defending well as Filth loads up on a big left hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Filth jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lang scores with a jab. Filth acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lang throws a right hand that misses
and Lang takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Filth tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lang paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Filth tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Lang defends well and Filth ends up having to push Lang into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
As Filth backs away, Lang returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Filth gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Clubber Lang dominated that second round.
That's time! Lang's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Lang slips under a jab from Filth.
Lang's jab looks to have found its range, popping Filth under the eye.
Lang scores with a nice head shot.
Lang connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Lang lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lang misses with a shot to the body
letting Filth counter with a right hand.
Filth scores with a jab. Lang acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Filth tries to close the distance and clinch but Lang swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lang chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lang throws a front kick aimed at Filth's knee but Filth avoids it well.
Lang lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lang chopping away at his opponent's legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Filth tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lang was well out of range. Poor timing from Filth.
Filth takes a swing at Lang's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Filth chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lang can pounce on him.
Lang scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Lang shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Filth lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Filth takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Filth throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lang delivers a nice body kick.
Lang throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lang scores with a hook to the body. Filth takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Filth closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Lang blocking some punches.
Lang leaning against his opponent.
Lang lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Filth backwards.
Filth misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Filth looking to slow down the pace here.
Clubber Lang is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lang lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lang lands a nice uppercut.
Filth misses with some punches.
Lang stalling against the cage.
Filth blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lang letting Filth take a breather here.
Lang throws a head punch that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Lang.
Filth scores with a shot to the side of Lang's head.
Lang working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lang.
Filth misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lang has a couple of punches blocked by Filth.
Lang blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filth tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lang misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lang tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lang misses with some punches.
Lang lands with a left to the head.
Lang letting Filth take a breather here.
Lang stalling.
Lang scores with a hook to the body.
Lang tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Filth is trying to stall.
Obama Filth has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lang is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Filth can do to turn this around?
A head punch blocked on the inside by Filth.
Lang working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Filth breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lang slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Filth moves out of range of the strikes.
Filth doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Lang with a nice cross.
Nice straight punches there by Lang. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Lang.
Nice defenses there by Lang.
The crowd cheers as Filth lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lang doesn't seem phased though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lang lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Filth buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Clubber Lang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Filth misses with a shot to the body
and Lang counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Filth misses the target.
Lang wants to clinch up but Filth keeps it at a distance.
Lang throws a good cross that connects.
Filth misses with a leg kick
and Lang counters with a low kick, right behind Filth 's knee.
Filth throws a low kick but Lang moves out of range easily.
Lang scoring well with a low kick there.
And that's the end of the fight!
Clubber Lang showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lang has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clubber Lang!
After winning the bout, Clubber Lang thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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