PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nedser Kiely (ranked 2346 p4p, 3016 weight class) and Betty Crocker (ranked 358 p4p, 441 weight class). Kiely comes to the cage accompanied by Hammer Smash Face. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Kiely
vs
Crocker

190 cm
29
220
10 - 9 - 0

185 cm
24
210
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nedser Kiely!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Betty Crocker!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Saam Ante and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiely with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kiely keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crocker.
Crocker scores with a decent looking hook.
Crocker misses with a looping left.
Kiely throws an overhand right that lands on Crocker's shoulder, as Crocker tries to avoid the shot.
Crocker looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Kiely dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kiely misses the shot to the body.
Crocker misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kiely connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A swing and a miss from Crocker.
Crocker thuds a left hand into Kiely's body.
Crocker misses with a left hand
and Kiely counters with a nice body shot.
Crocker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kiely.
Crocker missing with a left hand there. Kiely was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kiely misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Crocker.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kiely throws the left hand but Crocker avoids the punch easily.
Crocker now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Kiely lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Crocker misses the shot to the body.
Kiely swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiely throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kiely looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A swing and a miss from Crocker.
Crocker connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Nedser Kiely has been cut.
Kiely swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kiely misses with a jab to the body
and Kiely takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Crocker throws the left hand but Kiely avoids the punch easily.
Crocker throws a hook to the side of Kiely's head but Kiely sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crocker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Crocker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kiely sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crocker takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Crocker swings widly with a right hand
and Kiely counters with a straight right hand.
A jab from Crocker misses.
Kiely bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crocker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kiely lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Kiely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kiely ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crocker moves away.
Kiely paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiely tries to move into range but Crocker moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Crocker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Crocker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kiely moves away.
Kiely throws an off balance right hand
and Crocker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kiely.
Crocker misses with an uppercut.
Kiely lands a jab.
Sloppy strikes from Kiely. Those never looked like landing.
Crocker drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kiely fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Crocker throws an overhand right that lands on Kiely's shoulder, as Kiely tries to avoid the shot.
A lazy left from Kiely finds it's target.
Crocker swings for the body but Kiely moves out of range.
Crocker misses with the combination.
The fighters circling - Crocker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kiely throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Kiely does it's job there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiely defending well as Crocker loads up on a big left hand.
Kiely moves out of range as Crocker strikes.
Crocker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kiely thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kiely ducks under a wild hook from Crocker.
Crocker misses with a two punch combination.
Kiely looks to land a right hand but Crocker moved out of range.
Kiely darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kiely just misses with a punch to the body.
Kiely swings for the body but Crocker moves out of range.
Crocker takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kiely. Crocker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kiely throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A jab from Crocker misses.
Crocker just misses with a punch to the body.
Kiely scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crocker swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Kiely counter with a right hand.
Crocker lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kiely ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crocker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kiely was well out of range. Poor timing from Crocker.
Kiely was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A shot to the liver by Kiely. Beautiful body shot.
Crocker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kiely moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kiely keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crocker.
Crocker throws a series of punches but Kiely moves out of range.
Kiely avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Kiely misses the target.
Kiely looks to score with a jab to the body but Crocker is just out of range.
Crocker now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Nice defenses there by Crocker.
Crocker pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kiely is looking to counter punch.
Crocker thuds a left hand into Kiely's body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crocker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crocker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kiely throws a shot to the body.
Crocker lands a glancing blow to the side of Kiely's head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Nedser Kiely will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Nedser Kiely's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Crocker throws a right hand that Kiely ducks under and follows up with a left that Kiely also avoids with ease.
Kiely lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kiely showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crocker.
Crocker pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Crocker misses with a wild body shot.
Kiely changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kiely lands an overhand right.
Kiely will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Crocker staying out of range there.
Kiely misses with a few strikes there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crocker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kiely counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Nedser Kiely is winning the standup battle so far.
Kiely changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Crocker takes a swing at Kiely's ribcage but misses.
Sloppy strikes from Kiely. Those never looked like landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crocker misses with a looping left.
An attempted straight right counter from Kiely misses the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crocker misses with a looping right.
Kiely bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crocker throws a right hand that Kiely ducks under and follows up with a left that Kiely also avoids with ease.
Kiely lands with a right hand.
Crocker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kiely looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Crocker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kiely was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Kiely lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kiely bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Crocker's head backwards.
Crocker jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kiely lands a jab.
Crocker scores with a jab.

Nedser Kiely's cut is getting worse.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kiely uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Crocker.
Crocker moves away from the strike by Kiely.
Crocker dips to his left and cracks Kiely with an uppercut!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiely misses with a body shot.
Crocker looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Crocker closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kiely gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Crocker.
Crocker comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Crocker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Crocker throws an overhand right that drops Kiely like a sack of potatoes! Crocker dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Betty Crocker!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Betty Crocker waved his t-shirt featuring New Standard (for sale)'s logo in front of the cameras.
In defeat, Nedser Kiely stepped up to the mic, saying 'I did not loose this fight, the ref was not watching what was happening.'.