PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Erwin Schrodinger (ranked 640 p4p, 864 weight class) and Puncher Face (ranked 42 p4p, 52 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Schrodinger
vs
Face

198 cm
31
294
15 - 4 - 0

210 cm
29
275
18 - 11 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Erwin Schrodinger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Puncher Face!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Topper Green and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schrodinger misses with an uppercut

and Face counters by moving into the clinch.
Face looking to slow down the pace here.
Face tries to land a knee to the head but Schrodinger blocks with his arms.
Come on Face - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Schrodinger prevents a body shot from Face.
Face creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Face blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Schrodinger's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Schrodinger throws a big shot that misses.
Face is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Schrodinger walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schrodinger misses with a combination
and Face cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Face ducks under a wild hook from Schrodinger.
Face looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Schrodinger is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Face.
Face throws out a counter right but Schrodinger avoids it with no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Schrodinger has taken the fight to the clinch.
Face has a couple of punches blocked by Schrodinger.
Face tries a knee to the head but Schrodinger blocks it.

Schrodinger pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Schrodinger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Face.
Schrodinger misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
It seemed like Face was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Schrodinger throws a series of punches but Face avoids them all with ease.
Schrodinger misses with a body shot.
Schrodinger throws a lazy right hand but Face sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Despite the aggression on Face's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Schrodinger throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Face sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schrodinger misses with a two punch combination.

Face has Schrodinger up against the cage in a clinch.
Face throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face lands a left hand that snaps the head of Schrodinger backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Schrodinger creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Schrodinger trying to control the position but instead, Face has worked for underhooks and has pushed Schrodinger into the cage.
Face softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Face.
Face stalling the fight.
I was talking to Schrodinger's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Face throws a head punch that misses.
Face landing knees to the head.

It looks like Erwin Schrodinger has been cut.
Schrodinger misses with a body punch.
Face with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Face tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schrodinger's elbow.
Schrodinger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Schrodinger misses with the head strike.
Face lands a hook that snaps the head of Schrodinger backwards.
Face lands a knee to the head.
Schrodinger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Schrodinger being controlled against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Face is looking to control Schrodinger's arms but Schrodinger gets an underhook and turns him. Now Face has his back to the cage.
Face lands with a right to the head.
Face throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Schrodingers head.
Face lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Schrodinger is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Face's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
A knee to the head by Face.
Face lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Erwin Schrodinger's cut is getting worse.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Face lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A frustrated look appears on Schrodinger's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Schrodinger as Face tries to tie him up.
Face scores a nice knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Face with a knee to the head.
Face trying to land knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Face stalling against the cage.
Schrodinger softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Face with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The referee calls for Face to work.
Face pushes Schrodinger back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Erwin Schrodinger's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Face lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Schrodinger avoiding damage.
Still in the clinch, Face scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice body punch from Face.
Schrodinger is breathing heavily.
Schrodinger looking to slow down the pace here.
Face has Schrodinger pushed against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Puncher Face dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Erwin Schrodinger's cut.
That's time! Schrodinger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Schrodinger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Face manages to avoid it.
Face steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Schrodinger.
Schrodinger misses with an uppercut
and Face counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schrodinger doesn't manage to clinch there - Face circles away.
Schrodinger scores with a sloppy right hand. Face should have avoided that one.

It looks like Puncher Face has been cut.

Schrodinger gets a clinch.
Face misses with a hook to the ribs.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Face as Schrodinger tries to tie him up.
Schrodinger digs a right hand into Face's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Face's gas tank.

Schrodinger breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schrodinger misses with a series of wild punches.
Schrodinger is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Face.
As Schrodinger backs off Face throws a huge counter combo but Schrodinger manages to avoid it all.

Face drives through and clinches with Schrodinger against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schrodinger tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Face has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Face tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Schrodinger gets through Face's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Schrodinger is looking to break free of the clinch but Face has double underhooks.
Face working aggressively here.
Schrodinger's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Face's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Face tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Schrodinger breaks the clinch.
Schrodinger throws a hook but Face blocks it.
Face steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Schrodinger.
Erwin Schrodinger is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Schrodinger throws a lazy right hand but Face sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Face throws out a counter right but Schrodinger avoids it with no problem.
Schrodinger lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Schrodinger feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Face sprawling to the canvas! Face rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Schrodinger finish him?!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schrodinger throws out a loose jab but Face uses good head movement to avoid it.
A punch combination from Schrodinger misses.
It seemed like Face was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Schrodinger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Schrodinger throws a body shot but no joy.
A little jabbing left from Face on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

Face fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Schrodinger, pushing him back against the cage.
Face struggles to land a body shot inside as Schrodinger controls his hands.
Schrodinger misses with a punch on the inside.
Face displaying some good clinch control by pressing Schrodinger up against the cage.
Face misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Schrodinger manages to break the clinch.
Schrodinger fails to land with a series of punches.
Schrodinger sets himself, and Face steps forward looking for the clinch! Schrodinger avoids it this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Face darts in and clinches Schrodinger up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Schrodinger.

Schrodinger breaks from the clinch.
Schrodinger misses with a left hand
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Schrodinger throws a hook to the side of Face's head but Face sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Face swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Schrodinger throws a left and a right that both miss
and Face counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Erwin Schrodinger is winning the standup battle so far.
Schrodinger is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Schrodinger swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Face holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Schrodinger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Face tries to land a knee to the head but Schrodinger blocks with his arms.
Schrodinger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Face is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Face controlling the action here for a moment.
Face lands a right hand that snaps the head of Schrodinger backwards.
Face has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Face is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Schrodinger is keeping busy.
Face tries to throw a body punch but Schrodinger avoids it by throwing Face back against the cage.

Schrodinger breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Schrodinger misses with a left hand
and Face counters with a series of strikes. Schrodinger will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big right from Schrodinger misses.
Face lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.

Face fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Schrodinger, pushing him back against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Face - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

Schrodinger breaks from the clinch.
Schrodinger swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Face unleashes a big counter combination but Schrodinger bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Erwin Schrodinger dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Face connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Schrodinger walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Face walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Schrodinger misses with an uppercut
and Face cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Face blocks a jab.

Face has closed the distance and engaged Schrodinger in a clinch.
Schrodinger swings wildly with an uppercut but Face uses good head movement to avoid it.
Face trying to control the position but instead, Schrodinger has worked for underhooks and has pushed Face into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Face blocks an uppercut.
Face misses with a knee to the head.
Schrodinger lands a right hand that snaps the head of Face backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schrodinger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

Schrodinger breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Face gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Schrodinger's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Face trying to land knees to the body.
Face lands a knee to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Schrodinger.
Face connects with a knee to the head.
Face scores a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Face has Schrodinger pressed against the cage.
Schrodinger is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Face is keeping busy.
Schrodinger tries to circle away but Face has him pinned against the cage.

Schrodinger breaks from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Face tries to counter with a clinch but Schrodinger shakes him off and moves away.
Schrodinger throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A little jabbing left from Face on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Schrodinger throws a right hand that Face ducks under and follows up with a left that Face also avoids with ease.
Face looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Face slips under a jab from Schrodinger.
Face avoids a punch combination nicely.
Face looks like he wants to counter punch here.

Face closes the distance and clinches.
Face lands with a light punch inside.
Face stalling in the clinch.
Schrodinger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Face blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schrodinger swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Schrodinger is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Face looking to stall.
Face lands a body punch in the clinch.
Face lands a nice uppercut.
Face misses with a knee to the head.
Face tries a knee to the head but Schrodinger blocks it.
Schrodinger swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Come on Face - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Face manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Face throws a punch but it's blocked by Schrodinger.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Face is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Face tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Face throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Face looking to throw knees to the head but Schrodinger is blocking nicely.
Face using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Schrodinger has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Puncher Face seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Schrodinger managing to block the knees to the body from Face.
Schrodinger is trying to push Face away but Face has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Schrodinger lands a right hand.

Schrodinger's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Schrodinger moves into the clinch.

Schrodinger pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Schrodinger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Face.
Face looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Schrodinger throws a nice looking combination but Face bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A little jabbing left from Face on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

And that's the end of the fight!
Puncher Face comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Face has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Puncher Face!
During a confident post fight interview, Puncher Face thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.