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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dude Kafka (ranked 2779 p4p, 6176 weight class) and Jerk McQuirk (ranked 324 p4p, 506 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dude Kafka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jerk McQuirk!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kafka throws a body shot but no joy.
Kafka drops McQuirk with a beautiful combination! McQuirk stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Kafka is looking for the KO!
It looks like Jerk McQuirk has been cut.
A combination from McQuirk does no damage.
Some wild striking there from McQuirk.
Kafka displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McQuirk throws out the jab.
Kafka swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McQuirk throws a series of punches but Kafka moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McQuirk throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kafka counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kafka cracks McQuirk with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! McQuirk looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Kafka finish him?
McQuirk is rocked!
Kafka knocks out McQuirk with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Kafka before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Kafka picks up the big W with a huge KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dude Kafka!
Dude Kafka seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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