PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juicy Gum (ranked 5085 p4p, 4553 weight class) and Bulging Dickrilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gum comes to the cage accompanied by Eye of the tiger. Juicy Gum could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bulging Dickrilla's chin.

Gum
vs
Dickrilla

195 cm
19
280
3 - 7 - 0

200 cm
18
300
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Juicy Gum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bulging Dickrilla!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Gum shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Gum has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Gum lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Dickrilla can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Gum controls the pace.
Gum scoring with some ground and pound.
Gum looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Gum content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gum lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Dickrilla looking to control but Gum passes into half guard.
Nice strikes from Gum there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Gum is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Gum in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Dickrilla tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Gum!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Juicy Gum!
A less than humble Juicy Gum misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.