PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dude McWrestler (ranked 33 p4p, 91 weight class) and Matrix Man (ranked 4 p4p, 10 weight class). McWrestler comes to the cage accompanied by Acclaimed Emotions. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

McWrestler
vs
Man

180 cm
31
174
27 - 9 - 0

181 cm
31
169
23 - 10 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dude McWrestler!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Matrix Man!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler dives in and grabs Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. Man pushes down on McWrestler's head and hops out.
McWrestler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Man misses with a body kick.

McWrestler throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Man was covering up waiting for the punch and McWrestler finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Man looking to control.
Man wants to stand up but McWrestler is controlling him.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Man is looking to stand up but McWrestler isn't so interested in that idea.
Man keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man wants to stand and escape but McWrestler is having none of it.
Man utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Man wants to stand up but McWrestler is controlling him.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Man works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man being controlled here, momentarily.
Man has momentary wrist control but McWrestler slips an elbow through the middle.
Man keeping full guard, as McWrestler tries to pass.
McWrestler is working Man over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Man wants to stand but McWrestler is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Man preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McWrestler is working Man over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWrestler prevents Man from getting back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler stays in close to Man's body and controls the position.

Man pushes McWrestler off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Man sprawls and moves away.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
McWrestler throws a series of punches but Man moves out of range.
Man ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McWrestler tries to clinch up.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
Man lands a nice leg kick that just misses McWrestler's sensitive parts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
A swing and a miss from Man.
McWrestler tries to clinch up
and Man counters with a thumping low kick.
McWrestler throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler defending well as Man loads up on a big left hand.
Man defends well against a solid takedown attempt from McWrestler.
McWrestler lands a glancing blow to the side of Man's head.
Man staying out of range there.
McWrestler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A big right from Man misses.
McWrestler scores with a three punch combo!
Man misses with a body shot.
McWrestler doesn't manage to clinch there - Man circles away.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Man throws a lazy right hand but McWrestler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWrestler shoots in looking for a takedown but Man manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McWrestler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Man.
Man looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Man.
McWrestler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Man.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man lands with a cross.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Man is having none of it.
Man takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler slips under a jab from Man.
McWrestler has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Man.
Man takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
McWrestler stuns Man with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Man misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
McWrestler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Man throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
Nice shot by McWrestler.
McWrestler shoots in but Man avoids the takedown attempt easily.
McWrestler takes one on the button.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Matrix Man will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Man slaps away a takedown attempt from McWrestler, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Man throws a looping overhand right but McWrestler ducks down to avoid it.
Man swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWrestler tries to close the distance and clinch but Man swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McWrestler takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Man throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Man counter with a right hand.
Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Man fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McWrestler is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

McWrestler scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
McWrestler happy to just control the position for now.
Man taking a bit of punishment here - McWrestler scoring with strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, McWrestler asserts his dominance and retains side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler controls the position from side control.
McWrestler has knee on belly and moves into mount.
McWrestler looking to finish Man with some ground and pound. This is bad for Man!
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McWrestler working Man over with strikes here.
Man is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
McWrestler cracks Man with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Man trying desperately to get to his feet.
We've been hearing that McWrestler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Man is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Man is bucking up trying to escape but McWrestler cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McWrestler postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Man looks a forlorn figure.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler breaks from Man's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Man squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Man is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
McWrestler landing strikes from the mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Man is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, McWrestler cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Man is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Man in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Man is trying to stand up.
Man is in a horrible position here. McWrestler smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
McWrestler looking to control but Man is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
McWrestler lands a nice shot to the head.
McWrestler working Man over with strikes here.
Man squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
McWrestler working Man over with strikes here.
BOOM! McWrestler connects with a massive shot to the dome!
McWrestler landing strikes from the mount.
Man tries to hold on but McWrestler postures up.
McWrestler content just to control the position here.
Man is squirming around, avoiding McWrestler's attempts to control the action.
McWrestler raining down shots from the mount!
Man wants to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler trying to control but Man is having none of it.
BOOM! McWrestler connects with a massive shot to the dome!
McWrestler unloading with bombs!
Man wants to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
McWrestler wants to control the pace but Man is squirming around nicely.
Man is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
McWrestler lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
McWrestler trying to control but Man is having none of it.
McWrestler scoring with strikes but Man is staying in there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
A little jabbing left from Man on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Man wants to slow McWrestler down by chopping away at his legs.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
McWrestler lands a jab to Man's midsection.
Man throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
McWrestler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Man looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Man swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
Man shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man throws a body kick that misses.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Man enables McWrestler to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Man manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
McWrestler postures up in Man's guard and throws a big left but Man blocks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler looking to pass the guard.

Man manages to escape and get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man walks into a stiff left hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler checks a leg kick.
McWrestler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Man can do to turn this around?
Man throws a solid leg kick but McWrestler takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Man.
Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Man moves forwards but McWrestler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A quick step to the side and McWrestler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man misses with an uppercut.
McWrestler fails to land the takedown.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
McWrestler misses the body punch
and Man counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Man looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
A quick step to the side and McWrestler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jab from Man.
McWrestler fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Man on the side of the head.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Man.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man throws a poor cross that misses
and McWrestler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Man throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
Man misses the jab.
Man misses with an uppercut.
McWrestler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McWrestler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Man has time to react.
McWrestler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Man.
A countering left hand to the body from Man misses.
Man takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
Man misses with a low kick.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
McWrestler walks into a straight right hand from Man.
Man is looking to chop away at McWrestler's legs.
McWrestler feinted with a counter takedown.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and McWrestler moves out of range easily.
McWrestler is looking to counter the offense by Man and move into the clinch.
Man moves forwards but McWrestler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A bone on bone clash there as McWrestler blocks the leg kick.
Man slips under a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Man is clearly trying to counter these attacks from McWrestler with a body shot.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Man misses with a low kick.
Matrix Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Man.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Man throws a solid leg kick but McWrestler takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Man.
Man lands a jab to McWrestler's midsection.
McWrestler jabs Man right on the nose. Man blinks but takes it well.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Man.
Man cracks McWrestler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

McWrestler shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
McWrestler lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McWrestler sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Man defending well though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man pushes McWrestler off looking to stand but McWrestler dives back in and keeps control.
McWrestler lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McWrestler not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Man tries to kick McWrestler off but McWrestler keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
McWrestler's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Man is looking for a sweep. McWrestler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Nice strikes from McWrestler there.
Man looks like he's trying to stand up.
Man is in trouble now - McWrestler has advanced to mount!
Man is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Matrix Man just about did enough to take it.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Man misses with a lunging right hand
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Man ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Man lands a lovely overhand right.
Man is looking to score with low kicks.
Man throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler scores with a nice strike.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Man.
Man misses with some punches.
McWrestler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Man wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McWrestler has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McWrestler.
McWrestler lands a shoulder strike.
Man tries to work over McWrestler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWrestler drops down looking for an ankle pick but Man pulls his leg out and moves away.
Good leg kick by Man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler swings widly with a right hand
and Man counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Man throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Man missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
McWrestler lands with a nice body punch.
McWrestler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Man tries to avoid it but McWrestler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Man to the ground. Man escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
McWrestler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Man slaps away a takedown attempt from McWrestler, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Man, as that shot connected.
Man takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Man.
McWrestler attempts a counter takedown but Man avoids it well and moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Matrix Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A punch lands to the side of Man 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Man digs a good body shot into McWrestler's ribs.
McWrestler connects with a right hand. Man shakes it off.
Man has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McWrestler finds it's way round the side to connect with Man's head.
Dude McWrestler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWrestler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Man.
McWrestler dives in and grabs Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. Man pushes down on McWrestler's head and hops out.
McWrestler lands a really nice looking cross but Man seems unphased.
McWrestler throws out a powerful jab.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from McWrestler.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler with a lazy takedown attempt
and Man counters with a stiff right hand.
Man misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
McWrestler defending well as Man loads up on a big left hand.
McWrestler half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Man moved out of range.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut
and Man connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Man fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McWrestler on the side of the head.
McWrestler dives in for a single leg takedown but Man sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Man looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Man has a couple of punches blocked by McWrestler.
A short left from McWrestler.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Man escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler slips under a jab.
McWrestler moves forwards but Man connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Man manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Man doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Man getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Man tries to score with a low kick but McWrestler moves his leg out of the way.
Man has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Man just misses with a punch to the body.

McWrestler feints and as Man raises his hands in defense, McWrestler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Man keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.

Man is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. McWrestler presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
A left hand lands to the body for McWrestler.
A head punch on the inside from McWrestler fails to land.
McWrestler has a couple of punches blocked by Man.
McWrestler scores with a shot to the side of Man's head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Matrix Man will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

McWrestler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Man lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Man does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Man blocks a jab.
McWrestler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Nice uppercut lands for Man. That snapped McWrestler's head back.
McWrestler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Man swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Man swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
Man lands a nice looking body shot.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
A jab from Man finds it's way through McWrestler's defenses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler tests Man's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McWrestler looks to score with a jab to the body but Man is just out of range.
McWrestler scores with a hook to the body. Man takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Man throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
Man slaps away a takedown attempt from McWrestler, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice body punch from McWrestler.
Good shot there by McWrestler.
Man looks to score with a jab to the body but McWrestler is just out of range.
McWrestler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.
Man takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The crowd cheers as McWrestler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Man doesn't seem phased though.
Man ducks right into an uppercut from McWrestler.
Man misses with a right hand
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Man throws out the jab.
McWrestler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Man swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Man throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWrestler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McWrestler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Man's waist but Man gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing McWrestler off to one side.
McWrestler misses with a body punch
and Man connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Man lands with a hook. McWrestler tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Man throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Man.
Man tries to work over McWrestler's front leg with a kick but McWrestler checks it.
Man misses with a straight left.
McWrestler cracks Man with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Man misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Man.
Man doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Man avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Man appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Man misses with a straight left.
McWrestler throws a jab but it's blocked by Man.
Man misses the jab.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the head.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Man lands a jab.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
A countering left hand to the body from Man misses.
Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler takes one to the side of the head.
Man throws a chopping leg kick but McWrestler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McWrestler lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Man uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWrestler.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler moves out of range easily.
Man catches McWrestler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McWrestler misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A low kick lands for Man.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow McWrestler down.
Man takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

McWrestler shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Man is staying active underneath McWrestler, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Man is trying to stand.
Matrix Man is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Matrix Man.
I think Man has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 46:49
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 46:49
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 47:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Matrix Man!
Matrix Man is the new welterweight champion!
Our winner, Matrix Man, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Dude McWrestler had this to say: 'bleah'.