PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juicy Gum (ranked 5845 p4p, 3006 weight class) and Paulie Blumpskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gum kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Eye of the tiger. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Gum
vs
Blumpskin

195 cm
19
280
0 - 2 - 0

195 cm
25
265
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Good elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Juicy Gum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Paulie Blumpskin!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blumpskin lands the left hand.

It looks like Juicy Gum has been cut.

Blumpskin gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Gum loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Blumpskin trying to strike off his back.

Gum drops back, looking for a kneebar! Blumpskin looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Blumpskin looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Blumpskin!

Gum keeping his opponent close.
Blumpskin wants to stand but Gum has his arm trapped.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You can see the frustration on Gum's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gum is not content to let Blumpskin control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blumpskin tries to advance to mount but can't.
Gum tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Blumpskin presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Blumpskin trying to control but Gum is having none of it.
Blumpskin avoids the attempt from Gum to control.
Blumpskin controlling from the full mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Blumpskin tries to control but Gum wriggling away.
Blumpskin avoids the attempt from Gum to control.
Blumpskin looking to control and managing it successfully.
Gum holds of for dear life.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gum tries to lock up and control but Blumpskin gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Gum squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Gum could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Gum is looking to improve his position but Blumpskin isn't that keen on the idea.
Blumpskin tries to control but Gum wriggling away.
Blumpskin controlling the pace for now.
Gum is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Gum tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Gum is squirming around, avoiding Blumpskin's attempts to control the action.
Gum is wriggling around trying to escape.
Gum tries to lock up and control but Blumpskin gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Gum is in all sorts of trouble here.
Gum is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Gum keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Blumpskin trying to control but Gum is having none of it.
Blumpskin controlling from the full mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Paulie Blumpskin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Juicy Gum's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Blumpskin wobbles Gum with a right hand and the left hook that follows puts him on his rear! Blumpskin dives in with a huge flying punch that connects right on the button and puts Gum to sleep! - What a violent and spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Paulie Blumpskin!
Paulie Blumpskin was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.