PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bronze Bomber Chai (ranked 5534 p4p, 3850 weight class) and Bert Newton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bert Newton is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Chai
vs
Newton

201 cm
20
270
1 - 0 - 0

186 cm
25
263
4 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Bronze Bomber Chai!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bert Newton!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Glass and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Newton shoots in and drives through. Chai sprawls well.
Newton fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Newton shoots in for a double leg but Chai sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
An attempted straight right counter from Chai misses the target.
Bronze Bomber Chai has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bert Newton.
Newton misses with a takedown
and Chai counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Bert Newton has been cut.
Newton with a poor takedown
and Chai counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Newton shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Chai but Chai pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Chai is looking for a counter combo.
Newton looks winded!
Newton with a lazy takedown attempt
and Chai scores with a counter punch that sends Newton to the canvas! Chai smells blood - he's punishing Newton with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Newton has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bronze Bomber Chai!
A victorious Bronze Bomber Chai thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.