PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obaminator (ranked 265 p4p, 517 weight class) and Ispa Murhaa (ranked 37 p4p, 74 weight class). Obaminator comes to the cage accompanied by Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. This should be a great matchup!

Obaminator
vs
Murhaa

186 cm
30
185
24 - 12 - 0

185 cm
42
199
40 - 16 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Conviction
Urban Fighter

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ispa Murhaa!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Hirohito Nitta and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Murhaa clinches up with Obaminator and pushes him back against the cage.

Murhaa breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Murhaa throws a sloppy head kick and Obaminator moves out of range easily.
Obaminator misses with a head kick.
Murhaa has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Murhaa throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator blocks a head kick by Murhaa.
Murhaa throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Obaminator blocks a head kick by Murhaa.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Murhaa throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
A quick step to the side and Obaminator tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Murhaa looks to land a combination but Obaminator avoids it well.
Murhaa tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A punch combination from Murhaa misses.
Murhaa tries a head kick but it misses.
Murhaa throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Obaminator counters with a good, hard body kick but Murhaa shrugs it off.

Murhaa has managed to clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator gets through Murhaa's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Murhaa throws a head punch that misses.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Murhaa.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Murhaa can't find room to land a body shot as Obaminator controls the action.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obaminator lands a body punch in the clinch.
Murhaa looks winded!

Murhaa manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Murhaa closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Obaminator works the jab nicely.
Murhaa misses the shot to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Obaminator misses the target.
Obaminator throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Obaminator cracks Murhaa with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Obaminator pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obaminator tests Murhaa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Obaminator lands a jab to the nose.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Murhaa misses with a hook.
Murhaa tries a head kick but it misses.
Murhaa wants to clinch
and Obaminator counters with a thumping low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Murhaa is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Obaminator Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Murhaa is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Barack Obaminator!
After winning the bout, Barack Obaminator thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.