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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Kerouac (ranked 2513 p4p, 2926 weight class) and Tate Stinforn (ranked 349 p4p, 402 weight class). Stinforn comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Jefferson Starship - Jane kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Jack Kerouac is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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10 - 8 - 0 |
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3 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Very quick |
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jack Kerouac!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tate Stinforn!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Konstantin Menshow and Igor Prikhodko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinforn tries to move into range but Kerouac moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Stinforn shoots in but Kerouac avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Stinforn clinches up against the cage.
Stinforn swings wildly with an uppercut but Kerouac uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kerouac lands a left hand that snaps the head of Stinforn backwards.
Kerouac lands a body shot.
Kerouac misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kerouac avoiding damage.
Stinforn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stinforn closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Kerouac to the mat! Kerouac manages to get full guard.
Kerouac has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Stinforn is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stinforn fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kerouac lands a nice shot to the body.
Kerouac scores with a shoulder strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kerouac misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Stinforn can't find room to land a body shot as Kerouac controls the action.
Stinforn tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kerouac lands with a left to the head.
Kerouac working aggressively here.
Kerouac avoiding damage.
A head punch on the inside from Kerouac fails to land.
Stinforn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stinforn tries to score a body lock takedown but Kerouac shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Kerouac misses with a punch to the body.
Stinforn stalling.
Stinforn has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Kerouac seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Stinforn can turn it around.
Kerouac swings wildly with an uppercut but Stinforn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kerouac throws a punch but it's blocked by Stinforn.
Stinforn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kerouac lands a big head kick that sends Stinforn tumbling to the mat! Kerouac takes a step backwards and waves Stinforn back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Stinforn is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stinforn throws an off balance right hand
and Kerouac counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jack Kerouac!
A very excited looking Jack Kerouac rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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