PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Biden (ranked 284 p4p, 335 weight class) and Heismann Haa (ranked 16 p4p, 19 weight class). Biden comes to the cage accompanied by Side to Side. The crowd seem to be enjoying Haa's choice of entrance music: Her kommer Heismann Hå. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Biden
vs
Haa

168 cm
29
141
18 - 8 - 1

170 cm
29
140
11 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Biden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heismann Haa!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biden catches Haa with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Haa walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Biden throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nice body kick from Biden.
Good exchange - Biden coming out on top.
Haa moves out of range as Biden strikes.
Haa feints a counter leg kick.
Biden is looking to land body kicks.
Haa looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Haa takes a jab right on the kisser.
Biden lands with a good body shot.
Biden looks to land a right hand but Haa moved out of range.
Haa gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Biden closes the distance but Haa moves to the side
and Haa counters with a good, hard body kick but Biden shrugs it off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A low kick from Biden misses
and Haa makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Biden really felt that one!
Biden is breathing heavily.
Biden slips a jab from Haa.
Haa lands with a thumping leg kick.
Haa checks a low kick from Biden.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haa misses with an uppercut
and Biden counters with a slapping leg kick.
Haa avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Haa takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Haa throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Biden swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Haa shapes to counter with a head kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Haa.
Biden scores with a nice right hand.
Biden fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Biden throws a hook but Haa avoids it easily.
Haa uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Biden.
Haa throws out a counter right but Biden avoids it with no problem.
Biden stuns Haa with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Biden looks to score with a jab to the body but Haa is just out of range.
Nice cross by Haa.
Biden just misses with a punch to the body.
Joe Biden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biden misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Haa counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biden scores with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Biden swings for the body but Haa moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Haa misses the target.
Biden tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Haa appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Biden closes the distance but Haa moves to the side
letting Haa counter with a right hand.
Haa lets loose with a powerful body kick. Biden will feel that in the morning.
Haa takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Biden is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Biden darts in trying to clinch
and Haa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Biden lands with a kick to the ribs.
Biden is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Haa.
Haa thinks about the counter body kick.
Biden misses with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Biden clinches.
Haa digs a right hand into Biden's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Biden's gas tank.
Biden lands an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Haa.
Haa digs a right hand into Biden's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Biden's gas tank.
A short right from Haa.
Biden throws a knee to the head but misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Biden as Haa tries to tie him up.
Haa stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Biden with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Haa misses with the head strike.
Haa avoiding damage.
Haa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Haa blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Biden misses with some punches.
Biden working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Biden.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Haa fails to land.
Biden lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Haa backwards.
Haa presses Biden against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Haa scores with a hook to the body.
Haa tries to stall but Biden uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Haa tries a body shot but Biden blocks it.
Biden tries to land a knee to the head but Haa blocks with his arms.
Haa lands a hook to the side of the head.
Haa pushes Biden back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Biden swings wildly with an uppercut but Haa uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biden prevents a body shot from Haa.
Haa blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Biden tries to land a knee to the head but Haa blocks with his arms.
Biden makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Haa misses with a short punch on the inside.
Biden with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Haa is working Biden over against the cage.
Haa missing with knees to the body.
Biden lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Haa backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Biden dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Haa throws a low kick but Biden moves out of range easily.
Biden is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Haa can do to turn this around?
Biden throws a right hand that misses
and Haa counters with a nice kick to the body.
Biden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Haa moves away.
Haa thuds his right hand into Biden's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

It looks like Joe Biden has been cut.
Haa moves out of range of the strikes.
And Haa responds with a good body kick, but Biden manages to step out the way in time.
Biden tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Biden throws a nice outside leg kick.
Biden moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Haa cracks Biden with an open hand slap.
Biden lands a body shot.
Biden checks the leg kick nicely there.
Haa feints and then cracks Biden's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Biden down.
Joe Biden is winning the standup battle so far.
Biden throws a predictable looking body shot
and Haa counters with a left and a right... And another left! Biden is down! He's done! The ref dives in to save him and that's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heismann Haa!
A relieved looking Heismann Haa thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.