PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Skillz Kneeland (ranked 1857 p4p, 2272 weight class) and Joseph OByrne (ranked 230 p4p, 272 weight class). Kneeland comes to the cage accompanied by Kung Fu FIghting. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Kneeland
vs
OByrne

175 cm
33
156
22 - 16 - 0

175 cm
44
158
23 - 15 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Seventh Circle Clothing

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Skillz Kneeland!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Joseph OByrne!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Alec Ball and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Kneeland.
Kneeland tries to clinch but OByrne moves out of range.
OByrne looking to land some kicks to the body here.
OByrne swings widly with a right hand
and Kneeland cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
OByrne turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
OByrne misses with a lunging right hand
and Kneeland connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kneeland slips a jab from OByrne.
OByrne throws a body kick, spinning off balance
enabling Kneeland to counter with a crisp jab.
OByrne misses with a left hand
and Kneeland counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kneeland moves out of range of the strikes.
OByrne connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A nice inside leg kick there by OByrne. That's going to slow Kneeland down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Kneeland lands a big head kick that sends OByrne tumbling to the mat! Kneeland takes a step backwards and waves OByrne back to his feet - he wants the finish!

OByrne is rocked!

It looks like Joseph OByrne has been cut.
A head kick by Kneeland - that's a beauty! OByrne is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Kneeland can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Skillz Kneeland!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Skillz Kneeland waved his t-shirt featuring Waste of Money Nutrition lol's logo in front of the cameras.