PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 569 p4p, 981 weight class) and Brooke Marsden (ranked 32 p4p, 58 weight class). Cuntmara comes to the cage accompanied by $$ Hoes mad $$. Marsden has chosen Lunatic Fringe as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cuntmara
vs
Marsden

179 cm
32
143
26 - 13 - 3

170 cm
30
143
14 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brooke Marsden!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Donatello Bradman and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marsden takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Cuntmara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Marsden throws out a counter right but Cuntmara avoids it with no problem.
Cuntmara looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Marsden punishes Cuntmara's body with a nice straight punch.
Marsden shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Cuntmara counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The fighters circle momentarily. Cuntmara darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Marsden closes the distance and clinches.

Marsden pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cuntmara finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Marsden slips a straight right by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara stuffs the takedown attempt from Marsden. Marsden gets slowly back to his feet.
Marsden with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Marsden takes one to the side of the head.
Cuntmara really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cuntmara stuns Marsden with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Marsden misses with an uppercut.
Marsden defending well as Cuntmara loads up on a big left hand.
Marsden swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cuntmara throws a low kick but Marsden avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marsden throws a lazy right hand but Cuntmara sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Marsden misses with a body shot.
Marsden takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Marsden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cuntmara.
Marsden tries to counter by closing the distance.
Cuntmara scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Marsden misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cuntmara connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cuntmara scores with a jab to the body.
Marsden scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Marsden ducks under a wild hook from Cuntmara.
Marsden clobbers Cuntmara with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Marsden tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cuntmara manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Marsden throws a shot to the body.
Marsden looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A shot to the liver by Cuntmara. Beautiful body shot.
Cuntmara misses with a looping right.
Cuntmara scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Marsden swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Cuntmara connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cuntmara throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Marsden stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice cross by Cuntmara.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Marsden jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Marsden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Marsden misses with an uppercut.
Marsden dodges the punch combination from Cuntmara.

Marsden moves into the clinch.
Marsden misses with some punches.
Cuntmara blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Marsden lands a takedown into guard.

Cuntmara uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Marsden ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cuntmara is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Marsden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A jab from Marsden misses.
Marsden takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara connects with a solid leg kick.
Cuntmara throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Marsden jabs Cuntmara to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Marsden throws the left hand but Cuntmara avoids the punch easily.
Nice shot by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut.
Cuntmara lands with a nice combination. Marsden backs away looking to recover.
Cuntmara throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Marsden sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Marsden is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Danga de danga de dang - Marsden scores with a four punch combination!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Marsden lands with a straight right. Cuntmara didn't see that one coming.
Ibrahim Cuntmara is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cuntmara throws a jab but it's blocked by Marsden.
Cuntmara gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cuntmara lands a head kick!
Cuntmara is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Marsden scores with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Marsden walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cuntmara uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Marsden has time to react.
Some bone on bone action there as Cuntmara checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Cuntmara was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Cuntmara throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cuntmara misses the shot to the body.
Marsden tries to clinch but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Marsden saw that one coming.
Marsden throws a nice outside leg kick.
Marsden pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Cuntmara back to the cage. Marsden follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Marsden fails with the takedown
and Cuntmara counters with a nice uppercut.
Ibrahim Cuntmara has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brooke Marsden.
Marsden darts in looking for a takedown but Cuntmara gets double underhooks and turns Marsden into the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cuntmara takes one to the side of the head.
Cuntmara works Marsden's body with a nice hook.
Cuntmara lands a really nice looking cross but Marsden seems unphased.
Marsden throws a lazy right hand but Cuntmara sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ibrahim Cuntmara dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Marsden misses with a looping right.
Cuntmara scores with a jab to the body.
Cuntmara scores with a nice head shot.
Marsden looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cuntmara is fending him off so far but Marsden persists. Nope, Cuntmara circles away and we're back to standing.
The fighters circling - Cuntmara throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cuntmara gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Marsden.
Marsden dives in for a single leg takedown but Cuntmara sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Cuntmara was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cuntmara misses with a looping right.
Marsden throws out a counter right but Cuntmara avoids it with no problem.
Cuntmara misses with a series of wild punches.
Cuntmara misses with a straight left.
Cuntmara on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Marsden. Marsden obviously looking to wear him down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cuntmara lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Ibrahim Cuntmara is winning the standup battle so far.
Cuntmara takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cuntmara, as that shot connected.
Marsden misses with a straight left.
Marsden lands with a straight right. Cuntmara didn't see that one coming.
Cuntmara thows a leg kick but Marsden checks it
letting Marsden counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Marsden rushes Cuntmara and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Marsden breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Marsden just misses with a punch to the body.
Marsden lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Marsden lands a body shot.
Cuntmara looks to land a left hand but Marsden moved out of range nicely.
Marsden connects with a crisp jab.
Cuntmara throws a head kick but Marsden moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Marsden. Cuntmara does a little dance to reset his feet.
A big left from Marsden misses.
Marsden avoids the head kick by Cuntmara.
Marsden blocks a head kick by Cuntmara.
A looping hook to the body misses from Marsden. Cuntmara does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cuntmara misses with a low kick.
Marsden appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Marsden checks the leg kick.
Cuntmara scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Marsden misses with a takedown attempt
and Cuntmara counters with a straight right hand.
Ibrahim Cuntmara has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brooke Marsden.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cuntmara throws a looping overhand right but Marsden ducks down to avoid it.
Cuntmara with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Marsden connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Marsden swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cuntmara clobbers Marsden with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Marsden throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cuntmara slips a jab from Marsden.
Marsden throws a shot from downtown. Cuntmara moves away and avoids it.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Cuntmara misses with a looping left.
Cuntmara is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Marsden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara scores with a head kick. Marsden tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Cuntmara lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cuntmara thows a body kick. Marsden tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A shot to the body from Marsden misses
enabling Cuntmara to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Marsden throws the left hand but Cuntmara avoids the punch easily.
Marsden takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Marsden scoring well with a low kick there.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Marsden.
A slow jab from Cuntmara misses its intended target.
Cuntmara throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cuntmara throws an off balance right hand
and Marsden counters with a right hand to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Marsden.
Cuntmara is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Marsden can do to turn this around?
Marsden tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Marsden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Marsden with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Marsden has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Marsden there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cuntmara digs a good hook to Marsden's body.
Marsden tries to clinch up but Cuntmara circles away and keeps his distance.
Cuntmara scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

Marsden is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cuntmara looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Marsden is still on wobbly legs! Can Cuntmara finish him?
Cuntmara throws a wild body kick that Marsden sees coming a mile off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Marsden walks straight into a right hand from Cuntmara - that's dropped him! Cuntmara jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Marsden from any more punishment! Marsden complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ibrahim Cuntmara!
Our winner, Ibrahim Cuntmara, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.