PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Dinapoli (ranked 33 p4p, 48 weight class) and Danny Danger (ranked 6 p4p, 10 weight class). Danger has chosen Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go as his entrance music. Danny Danger is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Dinapoli
vs
Danger

195 cm
31
207
31 - 8 - 0

193 cm
28
205
14 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joe Dinapoli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Danny Danger!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice leg kick lands there from Dinapoli.
Nice defenses there by Danger.
Dinapoli takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dinapoli looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dinapoli misses with a body punch
and Dinapoli takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dinapoli throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Danger misses with a few strikes there.
Danger has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dinapoli.
Danger rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Dinapoli counter with a right hand.
Dinapoli misses with an uppercut
and Danger counters with a left to the body.
Dinapoli uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Danger.
Danger checks a leg kick.
That kick from Dinapoli tenderised Danger's leg. Danger is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinapoli steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Danger.
Dinapoli looks for the body kick but Danger saw that one coming.

Dinapoli moves into the clinch successfully.
Dinapoli lands a shot to the body.
Danger is leaning against Dinapoli and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Danger struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinapoli controls his hands.
Dinapoli lands a nice uppercut.
Danger misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Danger breaks from the clinch.
Danger has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dinapoli finds it's way round the side to connect with Danger's head.
Dinapoli lands with a good body shot.
Dinapoli wants to clinch but Danger slips to the side
and Danger counters with a head kick. That will keep Dinapoli thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Dinapoli misses with a jab to the body
letting Danger counter with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Danger ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dinapoli throws a head kick but Danger moves out of range.
Danger misses with a head kick.
Danger connects with a nice looking jab.
Danger blocks a jab.
Dinapoli misses with an uppercut
and Danger finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Dinapoli misses with a left hand
and Danger counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Danger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinapoli misses with a leg kick
letting Danger counter with a right hand.
Danger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Danger rushes Dinapoli and presses him up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dinapoli.
Dinapoli throws a punch but it's blocked by Danger.
Dinapoli digs a right hand into Danger's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Danger's gas tank.
Danger prevents a body shot from Dinapoli.
Danger blocks an uppercut.
Dinapoli lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Danger.
Dinapoli is breathing heavily.
A nice left hand lands by Danger.
A head punch on the inside from Dinapoli fails to land.
A right hand to the body from Danger.
Danger throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dinapolis head.
Danger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Danger lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A right hand to the body from Danger.
Good body shot from Danger.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Danger looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Danger lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dinapoli.
Danger works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinapoli blocks a body shot from Danger.
Danger lands a right hand.
A nice left hand lands by Danger.
Danger blocks a body shot from Dinapoli.
Danger has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dinapoli seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Danger can turn it around.
Danger lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dinapoli backwards.
Danger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinapoli's elbow.
Danger lands a body shot.
Danger lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dinapoli backwards.
A hook to the body from Danger.
Danger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinapoli tries a body shot but Danger blocks it.
Dinapoli misses with some punches.
Danger misses with a short punch on the inside.
Danger lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dinapoli backwards.
Danger struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinapoli controls his hands.
Danger blocks a body shot from Dinapoli.
Dinapoli misses with a punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Dinapoli.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Danny Danger dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Dinapoli looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Danger throws a lazy uppercut
and Dinapoli counters with an inside leg kick.
Dinapoli connects with a crisp jab.
Danger lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dinapoli uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Danger.
Dinapoli looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Danger might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Dinapoli loads up on a big right hand but Danger slips the punch.
Dinapoli misses with a right hand
and Danger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Danger lands a nice shot to the body.
Danger throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinapoli counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dinapoli throws a leg kick

and Danger counters with a crisp right hand that drops Dinapoli! Danger lets Dinapoli back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Dinapoli is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Danger cracks Dinapoli on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Dinapoli falls backwards against the cage. Danger follows up with more strikes that drop Dinapoli to his knees. Danger keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Dinapoli! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Danny Danger!
A victorious Danny Danger thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Joe Dinapoli stepped up to the mic, saying 'IQ 90, Heavy Hands, Fast Learner'.