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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 3147 p4p, 3430 weight class) and Dalton Swas (ranked 354 p4p, 378 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dalton Swas!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, William Peck and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Swas fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. McPherson sprawls well initially but Swas persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
McPherson is looking for a sweep. Swas is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Swas is thwarting McPherson's attempts to control the position.
Swas thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McPherson wants to get back to full guard.
Swas lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McPherson is looking to control Swas's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McPherson avoid being mounted?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson looking for submissions off his back.
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McPherson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Swas's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Swas's back!
Swas preventing the rear naked choke attempt from McPherson.
McPherson is looking for a rear naked choke here but Swas reverses the position brilliantly into McPherson's guard!
McPherson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
McPherson throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
McPherson is looking for a triangle but Swas pushes his legs off easily.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
McPherson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Swas is one step ahead there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McPherson throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Swas really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McPherson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Swas tries to free his leg and advance position but McPherson is retaining full guard.
Swas keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of McPherson's head.
McPherson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Swas defends well.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Swas working some strikes from top position.
Swas is looking to stand up but McPherson won't let him.
McPherson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Swas manages to get himself to full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPherson working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
McPherson passes Swas's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Swas manages to get to full guard.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McPherson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Swas's guard.
McPherson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Swas is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Swas keeps trying to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McPherson is trying to work for a kimura but Swas is defending well.
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
McPherson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Swas is just riding it out for now. McPherson eventually gives up the hold.
McPherson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Swas blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Turd McPherson dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Swas drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
McPherson can't do much from the bottom here.
Swas working the head with strikes.
McPherson manages to work his way to half guard, despite Swas's best efforts.
McPherson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Swas is working away from the top position though.
Swas is trying to control the action in half guard but McPherson is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Swas wants to take a breather but McPherson is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson wants to get back to full guard.
McPherson is pressing down on Swas's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McPherson is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Swas rolls with it to try and escape but McPherson cranks on the arm and Swas is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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mgr
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FIGHT
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