PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eric Distefano (ranked 1379 p4p, 1075 weight class) and Zachary Klimenko (ranked 187 p4p, 153 weight class). Klimenko is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by TWIST HIS D*CK. This should be fireworks!

Distefano
vs
Klimenko

183 cm
28
188
13 - 10 - 0

182 cm
26
191
7 - 2 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Distefano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Zachary Klimenko!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Steven Brown and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Distefano misses with a body kick.
Klimenko takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Klimenko takes a kick to the side of the head.

Klimenko feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Distefano sprawling to the canvas! Distefano rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Klimenko finish him?!

Distefano is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Klimenko ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Oh Distefano is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Klimenko connects with a solid leg kick.
Distefano switches off momentarily and Klimenko cracks him with a monster right hand! Distefano topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Klimenko dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Klimenko!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zachary Klimenko!
Zachary Klimenko seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.