PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vlastimil Vyr (ranked 2942 p4p, 3687 weight class) and Expendable Crewman V (ranked 130 p4p, 154 weight class). Crewman V is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Star Trek. Expendable Crewman V has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Vyr
vs
Crewman V

196 cm
24
292
7 - 8 - 0

200 cm
45
286
30 - 31 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlastimil Vyr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Expendable Crewman V!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Chris Dean and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vyr throws an overhand right that lands on Crewman V's shoulder, as Crewman V tries to avoid the shot.
Crewman V ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Vyr pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Crewman V back to the cage. Vyr follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

It looks like Expendable Crewman V has been cut.
Vyr misses with a hook.
Vyr moves out of range of the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Vyr on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Crewman V looks to throw the jab but Vyr is out of range.
Vyr looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like Vlastimil Vyr has been cut.
Vyr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crewman V.
Vyr has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Crewman V misses with an uppercut. Vyr saw that one coming.
A jab from Crewman V misses.
Nice defenses there by Vyr.
Crewman V throws a hook but Vyr avoids it easily.
Some wild striking there from Vyr.
Vyr displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Crewman V throws out the jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crewman V blocks a jab.
Crewman V swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Crewman V throws out a powerful jab.
Vyr misses with a wild body shot.
Crewman V might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Vyr cracks Crewman V with a right hand to the side of the head.
Vyr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crewman V.
Crewman V takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Vyr scores with a decent looking hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Vyr.
Vyr clobbers Crewman V with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Crewman V is rocked!
Vyr drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Crewman V's head, knocking him out cold! Vyr is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vlastimil Vyr!