PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Zambosurian Inday (ranked 6088 p4p, 23855 weight class) and Mmm Mmm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Inday
vs
Mmm

165 cm
22
143
27 - 21 - 1

165 cm
22
143
9 - 40 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zambosurian Inday!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 40 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mmm Mmm!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Inday fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
And Mmm responds with a good body kick, but Inday manages to step out the way in time.
No luck for Mmm with that takedown attempt.
Mmm shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Inday sprawls well. Inday wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Mmm gets slowly back to his feet.
And Inday counters with a quick kick to the body but Mmm blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mmm goes for a double leg but Inday avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Inday continues to drive forward.
Inday tries to counter with a takedown but Mmm is quick to defend against it.
Zambosurian Inday has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mmm Mmm.

Inday shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Inday slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Mmm working a defensive guard here.
Mmm looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Inday sitting in guard here, content to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Inday postures up.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mmm shoots for a takedown but Inday saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

Inday shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Mmm's guard.
Mmm not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Inday showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Mmm looking to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mmm pulls Inday in to control the position.
Inday slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Zambosurian Inday dominated that round.
That's time! Inday's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Mmm throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Inday was covering up waiting for the punch and Mmm finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Inday has control of Mmm's left arm, preventing Mmm from doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mmm looking to sit in guard and control but Inday gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mmm pulls Inday in to control the position.
Inday is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Inday's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Mmm is trying to control the position from the bottom.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Mmm striking off his back but it's not causing Inday any problems.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Mmm being controlled here, momentarily.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Inday slaps away a takedown attempt from Mmm, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Inday is looking for a counter combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Inday throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Mmm tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Inday is in Mmm's guard.
Mmm looking to hit a scissor sweep but Inday is one step ahead there.
Mmm is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Inday won't allow Mmm to sweep him here.
Inday wants to get up but he can't break Mmm's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Mmm wants to sweep here but Inday controlling him for the moment.
Mmm is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mmm being controlled here, momentarily.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Zambosurian Inday dominated that second round.
That's time! Inday's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Inday gets a takedown into half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Inday connects with a nice short shot to Mmm's temple.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Inday controlling the action here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mmm desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Inday controlling the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Mmm has his hands clasped together around Inday's back. He's all about the action.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Inday is defended easily by Mmm.

Mmm shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Inday is positioning himself well to prevent Mmm advancing to mount.
Mmm Mmm has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zambosurian Inday is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mmm is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Inday!
Mmm can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Inday is looking to escape.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Mmm Mmm.
Well Inday has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zambosurian Inday!