PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Louis C K (ranked 1211 p4p, 883 weight class) and Abduwali Hassan (ranked 140 p4p, 104 weight class). C K's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Who let the dogs out. Louis C K could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Abduwali Hassan's chin.

C K
vs
Hassan

183 cm
40
158
23 - 19 - 1

170 cm
28
154
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Brooklyn Threads
Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Louis C K!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Abduwali Hassan!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hassan misses with a wild body shot.
Hassan feints and then cracks C K's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow C K down.
C K displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hassan throws out the jab.
Hassan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
C K moves out of range as Hassan strikes.
C K is looking to counter punch.
Nice uppercut lands for Hassan. That snapped C K's head back.
C K looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hassan throws a powerful right kick. C K tried to block low but the kick was high! C K was taken right off of his feet! Hassan jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Abduwali Hassan!
Abduwali Hassan really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Brooklyn Threads logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
In defeat, Louis C K stepped up to the mic, saying 'Back to drawing board, i suck.'.