PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snarf Snarf (ranked 2643 p4p, 2845 weight class) and Noah Berthier (ranked 343 p4p, 361 weight class). Snarf kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Smack my bitch up. Berthier has chosen La Strasbourgeoise as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Snarf
vs
Berthier

190 cm
27
275
6 - 2 - 0

198 cm
19
263
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Good gas tank

Bondi MMA 🏝️
Arcticus University: London

Bondi MMA 🏝️

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Snarf Snarf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Noah Berthier!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Franklyn Lucas and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Berthier misses the shot to the body.
Snarf drops down looking for a counter takedown but Berthier sprawls and moves away.

Berthier takes the fight into the clinch.
Snarf tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Berthier just stands there and leans against the cage.
Berthier throws a head punch that misses.
Berthier swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Berthier.
A nice left hand lands by Berthier.
Berthier content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Berthier tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Berthier misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Berthier.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Berthier misses with a punch on the inside.
Snarf fails to pull guard.
Berthier working aggressively here.
Berthier scores with a shot to the side of Snarf's head.
Berthier scores with a shoulder strike.

It looks like Snarf Snarf has been cut.
Snarf is breathing heavily.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snarf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Berthier misses with the head strike.
Berthier tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Snarf's elbow.
Berthier scores with a shot to the side of Snarf's head.
Snarf jumps guard but Berthier stands there with Snarf around his waist. Snarf gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Snarf Snarf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Berthier lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Snarf blocks an uppercut.
Berthier pushes Snarf back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Berthier scores with a hook to the body.
Berthier is stalling here.
Berthier throws a head punch that misses.
Snarf blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Berthier fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Berthier.
Berthier misses with a punch to the body.
Berthier swings wildly with an uppercut but Snarf uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Berthier throws a head punch that misses.
Berthier makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Berthier scores with a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Berthier lands an uppercut.
Berthier scores with a nice hook to the head.
Snarf blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Berthier.
Berthier slows down the pace here.
Snarf blocks an uppercut.
Snarf goes for a takedown attempt but Berthier pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Berthier throws a big shot that misses.
Snarf is looking to clinch but Berthier is avoiding it.
Berthier takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Berthier misses the target.
Berthier throws out a loose jab but Snarf uses good head movement to avoid it.
Noah Berthier is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Berthier forces Snarf back against the cage and clinches.
Snarf drops down looking for an ankle pick but Berthier pulls his leg out and moves away.

Berthier darts in and clinches Snarf up against the cage.
A short right from Berthier.
Berthier misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snarf.
Berthier goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Berthier pressing his opponent against the cage.
Snarf blocks an uppercut.
Berthier lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Snarf blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Berthier throws a punch but it's blocked by Snarf.
Berthier struggles to land a body shot inside as Snarf controls his hands.
Snarf definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Snarf is trying to pull guard but Berthier turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Berthier.
Berthier misses with some punches.
Berthier makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snarf tries to pull guard but Berthier holds him up against the cage and eventually Snarf drops back down to his feet.
Berthier fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Berthier fails to land.
A short right from Berthier on the inside.
Berthier scores with a shoulder strike.
Berthier misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Berthier.
Berthier throws a big uppercut that drops Snarf! More strikes from Berthier and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Snarf lies dazed against the cage as Berthier celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Noah Berthier!
After winning the bout, Noah Berthier thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Snarf Snarf had this to say: 'I LIKE TURTLES!!! SNARF! Good Fight! Dr. Rockzo sold me a fat jeffery, lets go get lit as fuck and run a train on Lionell's sister. snarf! '.