PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kjetil Olsen (ranked 82 p4p, 100 weight class) and Panda Aorigele (ranked 14 p4p, 17 weight class). Olsen kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Night Lovell ft. Lil West - Fukk!!CodeRED. Aorigele has chosen Mama Said Knock You Out as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Panda Aorigele has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Olsen
vs
Aorigele

225 cm
27
262
15 - 5 - 0

193 cm
34
268
30 - 17 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conquer
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Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kjetil Olsen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Panda Aorigele!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aorigele connects with a jab.

It looks like Kjetil Olsen has been cut.
Olsen really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Aorigele misses with a right hand
and Olsen counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Panda Aorigele has been cut.
Aorigele misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Olsen feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Aorigele misses the shot to the body.
It looked like Olsen wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Aorigele fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Olsen is looking to counter punch.
Aorigele misses with a lunging right hand
and Olsen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Aorigele throws out a loose jab but Olsen uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Aorigele tries to clinch up.
Olsen looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Olsen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Aorigele misses with a hook. Olsen ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aorigele lands with a straight right. Olsen didn't see that one coming.
Olsen blocks a jab.
A swing and a miss from Aorigele.
A decent looking cross lands there for Aorigele.
Aorigele swings away with a body shot that misses
and Olsen counters with an outside leg kick.
Aorigele misses with a lunging right hand
and Olsen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Aorigele tries to clinch up

and Olsen counters with a nice right hand that sends Aorigele toppling to the canvas! Aorigele scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Olsen finish him?!

Aorigele is rocked!
Panda Aorigele seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Aorigele wants to clinch
and Olsen counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kjetil Olsen!
A relieved looking Kjetil Olsen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.