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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 3146 p4p, 24567 weight class) and Android Seventeen (ranked 382 p4p, 643 weight class). Seventeen is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Limit break x survivor. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Android Seventeen!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Dmitry Maklakov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickus swats away the attempt to clinch by Seventeen.
A punch combination from Seventeen misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Seventeen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Seventeen rushes Dickus and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Seventeen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dickus avoids it.
Seventeen misses with a knee to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seventeen throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dickus lands a hook to the side of the head.
Seventeen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Seventeen tries a knee to the head but Dickus blocks it.
Dickus avoiding damage as Seventeen throws knees to the body.
Seventeen with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seventeen tries a knee to the head but Dickus blocks it.
Seventeen blocks a body shot from Dickus.
Dickus tries to work over Seventeen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Seventeen misses with a knee strike.
Dickus drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Seventeen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dickus can't find room to land a body shot as Seventeen controls the action.
Dickus takes a knee right on the jaw!
It looks like Biggus Dickus has been cut.
Seventeen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Seventeen throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dickus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Seventeen misses with a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dickus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dickus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Seventeens head.
Seventeen's coach down at Bloody death gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Seventeen's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Seventeen looking to throw knees to the head but Dickus is blocking nicely.
Dickus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Seventeen backwards.
Dickus can't break the clinch.
Seventeen tries a knee to the head but Dickus blocks it.
Seventeen trying to land knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Seventeen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dickus.
Dickus tries to break the clinch but Seventeen is controlling the position.
Seventeen missing with knees to the body.
Dickus tries to throw a body punch but Seventeen avoids it by throwing Dickus back against the cage.
Dickus is trying to maintain a safe position but Seventeen gets an underhook and turns Dickus into the cage.
Dickus working aggressively here.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Seventeen takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Seventeen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dickus lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seventeen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dickus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Seventeen tries to land a knee to the head but Dickus blocks with his arms.
Dickus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Dickus throws an elbow but misses.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dickus as Seventeen tries to tie him up.
Dickus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Seventeen backwards.
Seventeen trying to land knees to the body.
Dickus tries to stall but Seventeen uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickus takes a knee right on the jaw!
Seventeen misses with a knee to the head.
Seventeen misses with a knee strike.
A short right from Dickus.
Seventeen crunches a lovely knee into Dickus's ribcage.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Seventeen scores a nice knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Seventeen slows down the pace here.
Seventeen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Seventeen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dickus avoids it.
Seventeen tries to throw a body punch but Dickus avoids it by throwing Seventeen back against the cage.
Seventeen connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dickus's face.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Android Seventeen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Biggus Dickus's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Seventeen moves into the clinch successfully.
Dickus blocks an elbow strike from Seventeen.
Seventeen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dickus wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dickus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice cross by Dickus.
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seventeen.
Seventeen looks to clinch
and Dickus counters with a nice body shot.
Seventeen tries to clinch up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus misses with a few strikes there.
Seventeen steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Dickus.
Dickus misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Dickus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seventeen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dickus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dickus throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Seventeen on the side of the head.
Some wild striking there from Dickus.
We've been told by Dickus's head coaches at Julians Sports Bar & Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Dickus moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Dickus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickus pivots, looking for a leg kick but Seventeen is out of range and Dickus settles back down.
Seventeen has managed to clinch.
Seventeen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Seventeen misses with a knee strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seventeen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Android Seventeen seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Seventeen is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dickus managing to block the knees to the body from Seventeen.
Seventeen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Seventeen tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seventeen's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Seventeen.
Dickus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Seventeen with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Seventeen trying to land knees to the body.
Seventeen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickus blocks it with crossed arms.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seventeen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dickus lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Seventeen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Seventeen misses with a knee strike.
Seventeen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Seventeen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dickus goes for a takedown attempt but Seventeen pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Dickus circles away from the clinch attempt.
Seventeen tries to clinch but Dickus is having none of it.
An attempted straight right counter from Dickus misses the target.
Seventeen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dickus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dickus avoids the body shot from Seventeen.
Seventeen rushes Dickus and presses him up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dickus struggles to land a body shot inside as Seventeen controls his hands.
Seventeen looking to throw knees to the head but Dickus is blocking nicely.
Dickus is working Seventeen over against the cage.
Seventeen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dickus avoids it.
Seventeen connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dickus's face.
Seventeen with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dickus is rocked!
Dickus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Seventeen.
Oh Dickus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickus avoiding damage as Seventeen throws knees to the body.
Dickus seems to have got his legs back now.
Seventeen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Seventeen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickus blocks it with crossed arms.
Dickus throws an elbow that misses.
Seventeen trying to land knees to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Android Seventeen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Biggus Dickus's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Seventeen tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dickus counters with a straight right hand.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dickus!
Seventeen darts in and clinches Dickus up against the cage.
Seventeen crunches a lovely knee into Dickus's ribcage.
Dickus takes a knee to the side of the body.
Seventeen slowing the pace effectively.
Seventeen connects with a knee to the head.
Seventeen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Seventeen.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickus takes a knee right on the jaw!
Seventeen has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Seventeen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Seventeen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickus blocks it with crossed arms.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seventeen with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Seventeen.
Seventeen keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dickus's efforts to push away.
Seventeen tries to land a knee to the head but Dickus blocks with his arms.
Seventeen tries a knee to the head but Dickus blocks it.
Seventeen connects with a knee to the head.
Dickus has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Seventeen is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Seventeen throws an elbow that misses.
Dickus dodges an elbow strike from Seventeen.
Seventeen trying to land knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickus.
Seventeen content to slow the pace in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Seventeen's elbow.
Seventeen looking to throw knees to the head but Dickus is blocking nicely.
Dickus throws an elbow but it misses.
Dickus working aggressively here.
Seventeen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickus blocks it with crossed arms.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A bit of stalling here from Seventeen.
Dickus stalling against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short left from Dickus.
Seventeen is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dickus creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Seventeen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seventeen misses with a knee to the head.
Seventeen landing knees to the head.
Seventeen misses with a knee to the head.
Seventeen lands a nice knee to the body.
Seventeen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickus blocks it with crossed arms.
Seventeen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Seventeen misses with a knee to the head.
Seventeen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dickus tries a body shot but Seventeen blocks it.
Seventeen misses with a knee strike.
Seventeen has Dickus pressed against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickus.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Seventeen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dickus.
Seventeen throws a knee to the head but misses.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Seventeen misses with a knee to the head.
Seventeen looking to slow down the pace here.
Seventeen blocks a body shot from Dickus.
Dickus managing to block the knees to the body from Seventeen.
Dickus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Seventeen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dickus.
Seventeen tries to land knees in the clinch but Dickus avoids the damage to the body.
Biggus Dickus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dickus digs a right hand into Seventeen's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Seventeen's gas tank.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A shot in the inside from Dickus.
And that's the end of the fight!
Android Seventeen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Seventeen winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 27:30
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Android Seventeen!
A relieved looking Android Seventeen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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