PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ludwig Boltzmann (ranked 3725 p4p, 3244 weight class) and Igor Vi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vi has chosen Suspicious Minds - Elvis Presley as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Boltzmann
vs
Vi

194 cm
19
297
2 - 0 - 0

201 cm
28
295
8 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Ludwig Boltzmann!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Igor Vi!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Chris Edwards and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vi on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Vi shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Boltzmann pinned against the cage. Boltzmann gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Vi takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Boltzmann throws a body shot but no joy.
Boltzmann connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Boltzmann bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Vi's head.
Boltzmann digs a good body shot into Vi's ribs.
Vi looks winded!
Boltzmann lands a body shot.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Boltzmann knocks Vi out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ludwig Boltzmann!
A very excited looking Ludwig Boltzmann made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Igor Vi had this to say: 'He wouldn't survive another 5 minutes with me.'.