PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schlunckr Diesel (ranked 4417 p4p, 904 weight class) and Mariusz Dominator (ranked 510 p4p, 139 weight class). Mariusz Dominator has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Diesel
vs
Dominator

202 cm
30
265
10 - 5 - 0

225 cm
30
278
14 - 10 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Schlunckr Diesel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Mariusz Dominator!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Phil Schofield and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dominator walks into a left hand.
Diesel takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Diesel missing with a left hand there. Dominator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dominator slips a straight right by Diesel.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Diesel lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Diesel closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Diesel.
A head punch on the inside from Diesel fails to land.
Dominator is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nice body punch from Diesel - that landed with a thud.
Dominator looks winded!
Diesel lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dominator backwards.
Diesel lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Diesel lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dominator.
Diesel lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diesel throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Diesel misses with a short punch on the inside.
Diesel throws a punch but it's blocked by Dominator.
Diesel misses with some punches.
Diesel is leaning against Dominator and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short body shot lands from Diesel as the two fighters clinch.
Diesel misses with a punch on the inside.
Diesel lands with a right to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Diesel.
Dominator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Diesel lands a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diesel cracks Dominator with a nice body shot.
Diesel lands a body punch in the clinch.
Diesel scores with a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Diesel.
Diesel lands a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Diesel.
Diesel digs a right hand into Dominator's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dominator's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Diesel.
Diesel lands with a left to the head.
Diesel lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A shot in the inside from Diesel.
Diesel digs a right hand underneath Dominator's ribcage. Dominator let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Diesel lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Dominator is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diesel lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dominator is still on wobbly legs! Can Diesel finish him?
Diesel dips a shoulder and cracks Dominator with a mighty uppercut! Dominator falls back against the cage and Diesel unloads with a barrage of strikes! Dominator is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Diesel screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Schlunckr Diesel!
Schlunckr Diesel decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.