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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Stick Figure Uno (ranked 4385 p4p, 4308 weight class) and Perry Shelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stick Figure Uno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Perry Shelly!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Wagner Zegers and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Figure Uno drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Figure Uno missing with a left hand there. Shelly was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shelly on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jab, jab by Shelly - just one landing.
Shelly missing with a left hand there. Figure Uno was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Figure Uno was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Figure Uno takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Figure Uno throws a body shot but no joy.
Shelly misses with a wild body shot.
Shelly keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Figure Uno.
Shelly looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Figure Uno definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Shelly slips under a jab from Figure Uno.
Shelly throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Figure Uno is looking to counter punch.
A bone on bone clash there as Figure Uno blocks the leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shelly moves forwards but Figure Uno connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Figure Uno getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Figure Uno moves into the clinch.
Figure Uno throws a punch but it's blocked by Shelly.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Figure Uno.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Figure Uno scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shelly blocks a body shot from Figure Uno.
Figure Uno working aggressively here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Figure Uno creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Figure Uno lands a nice uppercut.
Shelly is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Figure Uno lands with a right to the head.
Figure Uno can't find room to land a body shot as Shelly controls the action.
Figure Uno misses with a body punch.
Shelly is looking to break free of the clinch but Figure Uno has double underhooks.
Figure Uno scores with a shoulder strike.
Figure Uno lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right from Figure Uno on the inside.
Figure Uno lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Shelly or not.
Figure Uno lands on the inside with an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Figure Uno cracks Shelly with a nice body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Figure Uno.
Figure Uno lands with a short shot to the head.
Figure Uno lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Figure Uno.
Figure Uno stalling against the cage.
Figure Uno tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Figure Uno doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Figure Uno lands a nice shot to the body.
Figure Uno throws a head punch that misses.
Figure Uno lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Figure Uno lands a right hand.
Figure Uno lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Shelly backwards.
Figure Uno is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Figure Uno lands a hook that snaps the head of Shelly backwards.
Figure Uno struggles to land a body shot inside as Shelly controls his hands.
Figure Uno misses with a punch on the inside.
Figure Uno scores with a hook to the body.
Figure Uno misses with a punch to the body.
Shelly blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shelly can't break the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Figure Uno.
Figure Uno throws a head punch that misses.
Figure Uno pushes Shelly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Shelly is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Figure Uno tries a body shot but Shelly blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Figure Uno.
Figure Uno fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Figure Uno struggles to land a body shot inside as Shelly controls his hands.
Figure Uno controlling the action here for a moment.
Figure Uno lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've been informed that Shelly has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Figure Uno lands a shot to the body.
Shelly wants to break the clinch but can't.
Figure Uno lands a hook to the side of the head.
Shelly misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Figure Uno.
Figure Uno displaying some good clinch control by pressing Shelly up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch on the inside from Figure Uno fails to land.
Figure Uno throws a punch but it's blocked by Shelly.
Figure Uno scores with a shot to the side of Shelly's head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stick Figure Uno dominated that round.
That's time! Figure Uno's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Shelly misses with a hook. Figure Uno ducked under it nicely.
Figure Uno closes the distance and clinches.
Figure Uno misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Figure Uno fails to land.
Shelly wants to break the clinch but can't.
Figure Uno scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nice body punch from Figure Uno - that landed with a thud.
Figure Uno leaning against his opponent.
Figure Uno lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Figure Uno lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Figure Uno lands a left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Figure Uno.
Still in the clinch, Figure Uno scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shelly has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Figure Uno working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Figure Uno throws a head punch that misses.
Figure Uno misses with a punch on the inside.
Figure Uno lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Shelly.
Figure Uno softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Figure Uno.
Figure Uno lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Shelly or not.
Shelly blocks an uppercut.
Stick Figure Uno has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Figure Uno has Shelly pressed against the cage, preventing Shelly from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Shelly blocks a body shot from Figure Uno.
Figure Uno doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Figure Uno taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Figure Uno lands a shoulder strike.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Shelly throws a punch but it's blocked by Figure Uno.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Figure Uno struggles to land a body shot inside as Shelly controls his hands.
Figure Uno tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shelly is looking to control Figure Uno's arms but Figure Uno gets an underhook and turns him. Now Shelly has his back to the cage.
Figure Uno really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Figure Uno lands a left hand that snaps the head of Shelly backwards.
Figure Uno pushes Shelly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Figure Uno lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A hook to the body from Figure Uno.
Still in the clinch, Figure Uno scores with a nice short uppercut.
Figure Uno lands a shoulder strike.
Figure Uno pushes Shelly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Figure Uno throws a head punch that misses.
Figure Uno misses with a punch to the body.
Shelly tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shelly prevents a body shot from Figure Uno.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Figure Uno has Shelly pressed against the cage, preventing Shelly from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Shelly prevents a body shot from Figure Uno.
Figure Uno throws a punch but it's blocked by Shelly.
Shelly has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Figure Uno throws a punch but it's blocked by Shelly.
Figure Uno lands a shot to the body.
Figure Uno lands with a right to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Figure Uno.
Figure Uno is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shelly can do to turn this around?
Figure Uno pushes Shelly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A frustrated look appears on Shelly's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Figure Uno lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Figure Uno lands with a short shot to the head.
Shelly is rocked!
A short right from Figure Uno.
Shelly is still on wobbly legs! Can Figure Uno finish him?
Shelly blocks an uppercut.
Figure Uno misses with a hook from the clinch.
Figure Uno throws a punch but it's blocked by Shelly.
Shelly misses with a punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shelly blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shelly seems to have recovered his senses.
Figure Uno tries to work over Shelly's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Figure Uno tries to work over Shelly's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shelly misses with a short punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Figure Uno misses with a punch to the body.
Shelly swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Figure Uno lands a hook to the side of the head.
Figure Uno blocking some punches.
Shelly blocking some punches.
Figure Uno gets through Shelly's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Figure Uno scores with a hook to the body.
A short left from Figure Uno.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Figure Uno.
Shelly tries to circle away but Figure Uno has him pinned against the cage.
Figure Uno keeps control of Shelly as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stick Figure Uno dominated that second round.
That's time! Figure Uno's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Figure Uno swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Figure Uno fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Shelly on the side of the head.
Shelly misses with a head kick.
Shelly scores with a leg kick.
Shelly misses with a low kick.
Figure Uno slips a jab and a cross from Shelly.
Shelly moves out of range of the strikes.
Figure Uno closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Shelly is looking to control Figure Uno's arms but Figure Uno gets an underhook and turns him. Now Shelly has his back to the cage.
Figure Uno lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Figure Uno fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Figure Uno tries a body shot but Shelly blocks it.
Figure Uno misses with a punch to the body.
Figure Uno doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Figure Uno.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Figure Uno swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Figure Uno scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shelly trying to stall but Figure Uno improves his position.
A short body shot lands from Figure Uno as the two fighters clinch.
Figure Uno lands with a light punch inside.
Shelly wants to break the clinch but can't.
Figure Uno lands a hook that snaps the head of Shelly backwards.
Still in the clinch, Figure Uno scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shelly blocking some punches.
Shelly tries to break the clinch but Figure Uno is controlling the position.
Figure Uno works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Figure Uno lands a body punch in the clinch.
Shelly's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Figure Uno lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A shot in the inside from Figure Uno.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Figure Uno tries to work over Shelly's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Figure Uno prevents Shelly from breaking the clinch.
Figure Uno working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Figure Uno lands a nice shot to the body.
Shelly misses with some punches.
Figure Uno swings wildly with an uppercut but Shelly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Figure Uno tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from Figure Uno.
Figure Uno lands a right hand that snaps the head of Shelly backwards.
Shelly's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Figure Uno lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Figure Uno lands a shot to the body.
Figure Uno struggles to land a body shot inside as Shelly controls his hands.
Figure Uno lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Shelly or not.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Figure Uno to work.
Figure Uno lands an uppercut.
Figure Uno lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Figure Uno lands a body shot in the clinch.
Shelly takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A short left from Figure Uno.
Nice body punch from Figure Uno.
Figure Uno pushes Shelly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Figure Uno tries to throw a body punch but Shelly avoids it by throwing Figure Uno back against the cage.
Stick Figure Uno is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Figure Uno goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Shelly takes a shot to the head.
Shelly wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Figure Uno lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shelly backwards.
Figure Uno throws a head punch that misses.
Nice body punch from Figure Uno.
Shelly tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Figure Uno lands a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Figure Uno prevents Shelly from breaking the clinch.
Shelly prevents a body shot from Figure Uno.
Shelly is trying to break the clinch but Figure Uno has him pressed against the cage.
Perry Shelly has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Figure Uno.
And that's the end of the fight!
Stick Figure Uno showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Figure Uno, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:26
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:26
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stick Figure Uno!
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energy
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